Alex Kuczynski, horrible person
by username, Sat Nov 29, 2008 at 05:51:59 AM EST
Meet Alex Kuczynski, this week's Worst Woman in the World. Part of me can't believe this is legal; part of me can. How does the Times still pay this woman?
Little Alex chose good parents, and they sent her to the right schools. She went to the right college where she met the right people, and decided that she wanted to be a writer. Writing is a tough career, so she put off starting a family while she established herself. Unfortunately writing is also a poorly-paid profession, so she went out and hooked a nice rich investment banker 15 years her senior. She gets clothes, mansions, fancy food, and more time to write; he gets a new trophy (the last two had lost their shine).
The years go by, and Alex establishes herself as a writer of self-centered and uninteresting articles on the theme of "I'm rich, bitch!" But she wants something more. She wants to project a part of herself into the future, to raise an nurture a child of her own, not just the 6 her husband has already. No more pills and prophylactics, it's time to get down to business. Unfortunately, despite her best efforts she does not manage to conceive; even nearly $100,000 in IVF treatments do not give her a child. What can poor Alex do? Read on for the exciting conclusion to our tale.






