by Trey Rentz, Wed Feb 09, 2011 at 11:34:25 PM EST
The new campaign rules that let corporations spend 4 billion dollars in an off year election to overwhelm the house - actually won us little in the way of real representation. But alot in the way of wasting time, and not getting real work done. Case in point:
Newly elected Congressional Republican Chris Lee . Newly elected, and married - he posts a picture of himself to get a date on Craigslist.
It's unreal how irresponsible they've been. In just three short weeks they put up dog and pony show legislation to try to repeal healthcare reforms... their corporate puppetmasters getting them to ignore the very real conservative benefit that the reforms are now having (take a look, the economy is turning around!).
Does anyone remember the Republican Congress that gave us the job killing economic crash of 2008? Well. They were busy then, too. Last time they were in power they were molesting young congressional pages, and other things you should not be sticking your dick into.
Oh, you don't believe it? Well. That's because their corporate puppetmasters quashed the news story. These guys all talk out of the other side of their mouth. Case in point: gay congressional page-molesting republican Mark Foley from Florida, giving a speech on how to embrace conservative values and stop child porno. Is that a pair of a gay boy's underwear in your back pocket, Mr. Foley?
And then, of course, here's the former religious advisor to the white house, who was found doing meth and humping men. Giving us a speech about values. Maybe it was poppers. Who knows.
Saved the best for last.. Since there's going to be a big presidential election coming up.. Here's President Candidate Mitt Romney's former senate liason on Leno, this guy happened to vote to give states the right to refuse to recognize gay marriage–a right they already had, but the Senator wanted to really, really prove he didn’t like gay people.
They said they had a mandate , but what they really meant was - Man Date.
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