Finally, proof God exists: Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut

by ragekage, Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 09:52:08 AM EST

Now, this is change I can believe in:

WE HEAR...THAT although we didn't think it would be possible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reaction- ary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut...

Sadly, it won't prevent her from talking out of her ass.

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My job makes devices to treat mandible fractures.

This is one instance in which I'm not thankful for the life-saving technology we peddle.

by Bob Sackamento 2008-11-25 10:19AM | 0 recs
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I don't waste pain on anyone...

...but that doesn't mean I can't take satisfaction from the cosmos's symbolic gagging of the lady that thinks that Jews just need a little Jesus in their life to be "perfect."

by Dracomicron 2008-11-25 10:23AM | 0 recs
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Nice.

<nelson>Ha Ha!</nelson>

by fogiv 2008-11-25 02:25PM | 0 recs
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Finally, proof God exists: Ann Coulter wired shut

Rec'd for the title alone. Ahhh shits and giggles, giggles and shits. :)

by Nag 2008-11-25 02:41PM | 0 recs
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I apologize to the women i am about to offend...

But that's what happens when you suck that much elephant cock.

by vcalzone 2008-11-25 04:59PM | 0 recs
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She's kind of washed up

Her moment has come and gone IMHO.  

by JJE 2008-11-25 06:24PM | 0 recs
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Re: Finally, proof God exists

It would be such a shame if she had to keep it on permanently...
by killjoy 2008-11-25 07:22PM | 0 recs
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Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut

The Definitive Ann Coulter Jaw-Wiring Joke Repository.

Dunno if I'd call it "definitive", but it hits all the high points.

by nathanp 2008-11-25 11:49PM | 0 recs
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Re: Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut

My favorite:

Doctors say the fracture seems to have been caused by massive and repeated reflexive clenching of the jaw muscles which have been occurring for the last three weeks.

Can't wait for Letterman's top ten reasons for Ann's broken jaw...

by Sumo Vita 2008-11-26 07:27AM | 0 recs
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I heard keith mention this last night

Hah-ha -Nelson from the simpson's

by wellinformed 2008-11-26 03:38AM | 0 recs
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Now that it's temporarily shut
Someone needs to give her a facial.
With cement.
by Sumo Vita 2008-11-26 07:29AM | 0 recs
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Think we could ship her

some jawbreaker candy as a get-well gift?

by Sumo Vita 2008-11-26 08:50AM | 0 recs
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Nice to see you around again

This place really has settled down a lot since the end of the primaries.

by Mumphrey 2008-11-26 09:55AM | 0 recs

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