Barack Obama's A Jerk (Michelle, too)
by ragekage, Mon Jun 23, 2008 at 06:16:44 PM EDT
Barack Obama came to my Sunday-evening barbeque with a six pack of Bud Light, and then drank my buddy's microwbrew all night. I still have that crap in my fridge.
Barack Obama called in sick today, and I had to deal with his clients- I know he's not sick, he just didn't want to deal with his 10:00am.
Barack Obama hangs just far enough in the turning lane so that you can't squeeze through and make a right on a red.
Barack Obama drank the last of the coffee in the Senate office and didn't make a fresh pot.
Barack Obama drank the last Code Red and left the empty case in the fridge.
Barack Obama left the Doritos bag sitting out on the counter, wide open.
Barack Obama never fills up the tank when he borrows your car.
Barack Obama had way more than 10 items in the express lane and then he wrote a check.
The Obamas' NEVER have exact change to go thru the toll booths and they hold everyone up in rush hour traffic. (colebiancardi)
Barack Obama doesn't hold the elevator for me when he sees me walking down the hall. I always just miss it. (rfahey22)
Michelle Obama waited at the greenlight fixing her makeup until the light changed, holding up traffic for miles.
Michelle Obama wore white to someone else's wedding.