Like Barack is like so totally, like, rude.

on his ticket? HIS ticket. Obama's ticket. The senator from the great state of Illinois' ticket. The ticket to ride--to paradise.

and I say Hello! hello hello I dont know why you say bu-bye (actually i do--it's because you're a mandroid with one testicle).

is the fact that they'll all have Obama signs in their window after Barack (note the personal first name basis) wins the nomination. Especially you lonette 33 (whoever the fuck you are).

at mydd

by the way "my" dd--is there anything more precious and wimpy in the entire blogosphere? My dd. My double douchebag. My doublestuffed dillhole. What a bunch of fucksticks.

Just how we like 'em hear at mydd.

He has no chance. Hillary's victory in Michigan (even though Obama and Edwards were not on the ballot) was so convincing (especially that black vote!) that I wondered at the time if Barack should have given up then and there. And you're right, white people just haven't taken to Obama (see Iowa). Within 24 hours, Hillary will be standing onstage in Florida, giving one of her scintillating victory speeches (even though the delegates don't count) and I really think Obama should concede. Why wait until feb 5? America loves Hillaryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She won Nevada (a strange first time caucus) by 5-6%. Those modest wins, in states with small populations, don't look so formidable after tonight.

Now I know someone will say "but what about the pollsin California? (or New York, or New Jersey). To which I respond: what about the polls? They have not been spot on yet and they cannot predict momentum. Sleep tight Hillary fans. She could lose this thing.

Let's say Hillary "wins" California, New York and New Jersey, but by narrow margins. She still earns very few extra delegates MORE than Obama for these "victories." She's not going to knock him out on feb 5. Why do you think she's fighting to seat the Florida and Michigan delegates? (even though this is cheating). Her numbers tell her what I've just said is true.

a clemson and a mason dixon poll had him ahead by 7 and 8 poits respectively. 30-7.5=22.5. A 22.5% percent error proves--in my book--that the polls were wrong.

The delegates are shared according to victories in CONGRESSIONAL districts in the Democratic race. I realize this hurts Hillary fans, but the "winner" of a state can effectively tie or even lose. (see Nevada)