FLAME WAR!!!

In the interest of reducing the number of mean flaming comments that have been filling the diaries as of late, I offer this diary to insult your fellow MyDD readers, and get it out of your systems... so that we don't have to sift through the comments to find the gems...

And please, use CapsLock to emphasize your points more.  That really helps.

I'll start...

GARY BOATRIGHT, YOU USE THE TERM "SOCKPUPPET" TOO MUCH!!!
PARKER, YOUR SIGNATURE IS STUPID!!!
LIEBERMANLIVES, YOU'RE A DLC SOCKPUPPET!!!
MODERATE, SO ARE YOU!!!
BRUTICUS, GIMMIE' AN SSSSSSS FOR SOCKPUPPET!!!
AFS, QUIT PICKING ON CRAVERGUY!!!
CRAVERGUY, QUIT TAKING AFS'S BAIT!!!
ANNATOPIA, QUIT BEING SO NICE!!!

CHRIS BOWERS, GET TO FUCKING WORK!!!
JEROME ARMSTRONG, QUIT TAKING CARE OF THAT BABY, AND TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOUR BLOG!!!

I'll accept the spears in my chest, now.
update... TURNERBROADCASTING!!! YOU'RE A POT-SMOKIN' NONSENSE - GIBBERISH-TALKER!!!!

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As an added bonus...
Especially mean comments get rated "SUPER" here instead of "Lame"...  It's BACKWARDS DAY!!!!
by NCDem 2005-05-20 09:04AM | 0 recs
Hey, wait a minute!
I'm crushed.
You didn't insult me.
You insulted everyone else.
Why not me?
Aren't I good enough for you?
What, I'm not flame worthy?
I'm not exciting enought?
I'm too new here?
I'm not a true Democrat like you?
You're prick, you're probably not even a real Democrat yourself.
You're probably some DINO staffer or something.
Hell, I bet you work for Nelso or Lieberman.
No, your one of them DLC idiots who just try to stir up trouble.
Screw that, you GOP troll.
Ass hat, that's too good for you, you Right Wing nutjob.
WTF is your problem, you fucking American Talaban.

Ah, that felt good.
</sarcasm>

by michael in chicago 2005-05-20 12:34PM | 0 recs
I ONLY FLAME THE FLAMERS!!!
BUT IF YOU WANT TO START WITH ME, THEN BE MY GUEST!!!  I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN, TOO, MR. "LOOK AT MY 4-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER-ISN'T-SHE-SO-FUCKING-CUTE".  WHOOPTIE FUCKIN' DOO!  YOU REPRODUCED, SO WHAT!
by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:39PM | 0 recs
Re: I ONLY FLAME THE FLAMERS!!!
Whoa, now. You stepped over the line here by bringing my ultra cute daughter into this. I'm outraged. I'm besides myself with outrage. Why, both of me is outrages standing here besides ourselves.

Why, you should be so lucky to have a daughter half as cute as my daughter. You should be so lucky to reproduce! Hell, you'll be lucky to find some poor thing to take pity enough to have sex with you! I bet the barnyard animals would hide from you sorry ass!

No wonder Bush is against cloning. It the only way you'd reproduce!

by michael in chicago 2005-05-20 01:35PM | 0 recs
Re: I ONLY FLAME THE FLAMERS!!!
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I FATHERED A FEMALE FETUS GESTATING IN MY WIFE'S WOMB RIGHT NOW... AND 3-D ULTRASOUND PICTURES INDICATE THAT YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, AND SHE'S CUTE-AS-SHIT ALREADY...

so... YEAH HUH!  I HAVE SEX!!!

by NCDem 2005-05-20 01:45PM | 0 recs
Re: I ONLY FLAME THE FLAMERS!!!
"cute as shit." Now there's something I've never thought of as cute...
by michael in chicago 2005-05-20 02:37PM | 0 recs
WHO...
THE FUCK ARE  YOU TO CALL ME NICE? I RIPPED CARTERAFB A NEW BUTTHOLE IN THE GAY THREAD LAST WEEK AND I BITCH SLAPPED MARTIN FROST A FEW MONTHS BACK.  YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS VERY NICE BACK THEN DID YOU?

NICE????  NICE?!?!?!  IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?

lol

by annatopia 2005-05-21 06:57AM | 0 recs
flame wars...
I think it's easier to troll this site, then say Kos, where you have that "waiting period" where you can't post diaries and such.

Maybe MyDD has that now, I signed up soo long ago.  It's funny how the diaries that get the most comments are the troll/flame diaries that are meant to piss people off.  Why do people post that crap?  It's not productive.

by pacified 2005-05-20 09:23AM | 0 recs
You call this a flame?
You definitely get a troll rating here! What a wuss!

I'll show you productive!

by Alex Urevick 2005-05-20 09:24AM | 0 recs
Enough with the Zinni thing...
ANTHONY ZINNI DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE AT WINNING JACK SHIT!  TAKE THAT CRAP OFF OF YOUR SIGNATURE, AND QUIT BLOGGING ABOUT IT.  CONFORM, YOU JERK!  CONFORM!!!
by NCDem 2005-05-20 10:30AM | 0 recs
Oh yeah?
WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE USED THE WORD "THAN" INSTEAD OF "THEN"!!!  LEARN SOME BASIC ENGLISH, YOU MORON!!!

YOUR "3" RATING, BY THE WAY, WAS MARGINAL, AS YOU FAILED TO CAPITALIZE YOUR LETTERS... HOWEVER, CALLING MY DIAR(RHEA)Y "CRAP" PUT YOU OVER THE TOP!!!

by NCDem 2005-05-20 10:11AM | 0 recs
Re: flame wars...
KOS is an echo chamber. It's probably got more to do more with the size and popularity of the site than anything. Despite the current internal squabbles, which involve a few that need to get off of the speeders, this is a more accepting community. It's smaller, more scientific, less partisan and, hence, more greatly representative of the broader progressive political spectrum - kinda like living in the country forty years ago without the Repug a-holes.
by Seldom Seen Smith 2005-05-20 02:00PM | 0 recs
I&quot;ve got a better idea
Maybe assholes could quite writing diaries that are personal attacks. Maybe you could stop being an asshole who is perpetuating the idea that diaries that include personal attacks are OK.
by Gary Boatwright 2005-05-20 09:29AM | 0 recs
That's more like it!
NCDEM- give this man a 3!
by Alex Urevick 2005-05-20 09:31AM | 0 recs
Oh yeah?!?!
WELL I THINK YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE!!!  (Don't worry... as an added added bonus... this diary gets deleted)... MR. "I DON'T UNDERSTAND NCDEM'S HUMOR 'CAUSE I HAVE MY HEAD UP MY ASS"!!!

(cursing gets you bonus points!)

by NCDem 2005-05-20 09:46AM | 0 recs
Re: I&quot;ve got a better idea
You haven't exactly been the nicest guy around here..
by falcon4e 2005-05-20 09:49AM | 0 recs
Re: I&quot;ve got a better idea
Is that all you've got?  "You haven't exactly been the nicest guy around here?"  OOOHHH!!  HE'S QUAKING IN HIS BOOTS!!!!!  
by NCDem 2005-05-20 10:22AM | 0 recs
plus...
I THINK YOU'RE A PARKER SOCKPUPPET!!!  YOU'RE HIS VERY OWN MR. HAT...  

Parker: "What do you (expletive) think about these (expletive) DLC supporter-folk, Gary?  We (expletive) don't like them, do we? (expletive)"

Gary (using the Mr. Hat voice): "No, Parker, we don't.  They're baaaaadd.  They don't like Dean."

SPEAR  ---------------> CHEST... NOW!

by NCDem 2005-05-20 09:52AM | 0 recs
Oh, yeah. NCDEM RULES!

First, NCDem....!
Great idea.
Props to you, cause YOU ARE THE MAN. YOU ROCK.
Bet you get all the girls and own a sweet set of wheels...

Now for the fun part....

GARY BOATWRIGHT - You are a SORRY-ASS, BULLYING LOUDMOUTH who apparently never leaves his computer. You think you can make up for your ABJECT LACK OF GREY MATTER with SHEER BANDWIDTH-WASTING volume and insults. You couldn't TELL YOUR ASS FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND, so what makes you think you can correctly identify a troll? Really, its IDIOT FUCKWITS like you that are driving people away from the Democratic party. Time for you to change your Cheetos-stained underpants and GO OUTSIDE FOR A CHANGE....fatass.

CRAVERGUY & PARKER - Is it NICE AND COZY, the two of you living up there in Gary's anus??

CHRIS BOWERS - FUCKING OUT OF CONTROL, SORRY EXCUSE for modding. Speaking of out of control, CA$H any checks from Screamin' HOWARD lately - as he takes the Democratic Party off a cliff?? OH, WAIT...for some MYSTERIOUS REASON DEMOCRATIC FUNDRAISING IS WAY DOWN - so I guess he wont have much money to pay you off with. PISS POOR diaries as well. YOU (AND JEROME - the other half your sad little ambiguously gay duo) are LIVING GODDAMN PROOF that literally ANYONE can blog....

turnerbroadcasting.......
needs to
give
his "Enter"
key a
FUCKING
rest and
quit
wasting all
that nice
pretty
white space over on the right side...look see how easy that is...? (Otherwise, he kicks ass...)

DEMSMUSTWIN/PROUDUNIONDEM
you ABJECT PUSSY. IF YOU ARE GOING TO BOTHER BRINGING MODERATE VIEWS TO THESE BOARDS, DON'T LET LOW-FUNCTIONING REJECTS LIKE GARY BOATWRIGHT PUSH YOU AROUND AND GET AWAY WITH CALLING YOU A TROLL! STAND UP FOR YOURSELF, MAN...!!! OTHERWISE, THAT TOOL CHRIS BOWERS WILL SHOW UP DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT....! (After all, we cant allow intelligent people to comment on this blog...oh no....)

That was sweet.

by ModZero 2005-05-20 09:49AM | 0 recs
Re: Oh, yeah. NCDEM RULES!
The introductory and complimentary comments were bordering on "LAME" in this diary entry... but you redeemed yourself in the end... way to go!
by NCDem 2005-05-20 09:57AM | 0 recs
and...
you're not following the RULES!  Giving Gary a troll rating for calling me an asshole...  SHAME ON YOU!!!

"DOESN'T ANYBODY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!?!"
Walter - The Big Lebowski

by NCDem 2005-05-20 10:00AM | 0 recs
Re: and...

Sorry about that. I feel shame.
Just a reflex, you understand.
3's and Gary go together like nuts and gum.
by ModZero 2005-05-20 10:05AM | 0 recs
Re: and...
That's all right, you dumb bastard...
by NCDem 2005-05-20 10:07AM | 0 recs
This post...
by far...

takes the cake.  This is definitely the winner.  

by NCDem 2005-05-20 01:20PM | 0 recs
I invoke Godwin's law
You are all a bunch of goose-steppping Nazis and Hitler sock puppets.
by Gary Boatwright 2005-05-20 10:39AM | 0 recs
Re: I invoke Godwin's law
Oh, put a sock in it...  

Or... better yet, why don't you put on your sock-puppet... stick it up your ass, and make it say "hi" to Parker while it's there.

(I'm sort of pleased with that one, if I say so myself).

by NCDem 2005-05-20 11:10AM | 0 recs
FUCK OFF, GOP SHILL!
PULL THE SOCKPUPPET OUT OF YOUR ASS LONG ENOUGH TO WASH THE SANTORUM FROM IT.

HITLER?!  

HITLER WAS A SOCIALIST PIG!  (Sorry, that's just one of my favorite all-time misinterpretations of uninformed people, that "Socialist" in "National Socialist" meant they were all hot and bothered for the commies.)

I think we should be allowed to mix and match.

Also, I am disappointed that for all the flaming, there has yet to have been a bona fide ad hom attack.

Geez.  I used to troll a GOP board and they were always ripping me for using ad hom attacks.

by jcjcjc 2005-05-20 12:38PM | 0 recs
Wait?
Aren't all GOP discussion-boards a bunc of ad-hom attacks?  

dumbass?

by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:56PM | 0 recs
Flatline------------------------------------------
NCDem youre a nut !
by Bruticus 2005-05-20 10:46AM | 0 recs
Howdy AndMoreAgain
Perhaps I am mistaken. Would you like to explain why the link in this comment goes to comments for AndMoreAgain, but address has Bruticus as the subscriber ID?

Are you a pathological liar or just an habitual liar?

by Gary Boatwright 2005-05-20 11:45AM | 0 recs
You
NAILED his ass!
by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:14PM | 0 recs
NCDem, I'm agast!!!
I really don't know what to say. I am so hurt, OUCH!!!! Please give me another chance. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!
by liebermanlives 2005-05-20 10:48AM | 0 recs
I feel for you...
IT SUCKS TO BE STUCK WITH SUCH A CRAP-ASS USER NAME.
by NCDem 2005-05-20 11:01AM | 0 recs
Re: I feel for you...

liebermanlives...but for how long?

I'm sure eventually after Gary whines loud enough - Bowers will Nazi his account, and poor Lieberman will cry into his pillow and have to find a new name. Shit, man. Dumb fucker is just asking for a beating with a name like that....! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?

Almost as clueless as picking NCDem - because everyone knows that Southern Democrats are essentially TROLLS AND REPUBLICANS! Frickin MORON.

by ModZero 2005-05-20 11:11AM | 0 recs
BANNING
OH BOO FUCKING HOO, Mr. "CHRIS KICKS ME OFF WHEN I'M A JERK!!!"  BOO HOO HOO!!!!!

Liebermanlives and Gary have proven that they're capable of producing readable comments... one just has to sort through the chaff (because they take the time to take DIPSHITS like yourself to task)... I'M SURE YOU POST LIKE THIS ON EVERY DIARY, AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE BANNED YOU STUPID CRYBABY!!!

(I'm getting the hang of this).

by NCDem 2005-05-20 11:21AM | 0 recs
Re: BANNING

Gary? Reasonable comments? NCIdiot says what? You'd think that OUT OF THOUSANDS OF COMMENTS, he might get one right, but FUCK NO, always manages to evade the law of averages. Gary, YOU CAN SUCK THE CHAFF RIGHT OUT OF MY FAT, BLUEVEINED 'SOCKPUPPET'.

And NCMoron, you obviously wouldn't know a readable comment if it was DANGLING FROM YOUR LONE TESTICLE. YOUR 4th GRADE READING LEVEL DOESN'T QUITE CUT IT in the adult world, fool...

by ModZero 2005-05-20 11:42AM | 0 recs
What?
YOU'RE PRETTY DAMNED GOOD AT THIS KIND OF TALK... YOU TROLL!!!  YEAH... CALL ME A ONE-NUTTED ILLITERATE, but in blog-land we call your kind "TROLL", and that's the ultimate insult, and I win... TROLLY TROLLY TROLL TROLL....  that or sockpuppet... if you're even less original.
by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:08PM | 0 recs
Gary's the dKos ambassador here
Let's face it, MyDD is less liberal.

On dKos, all the moderates would have already been slammed against the wall during the daily purge.

In that context, it doesn't hurt for the lefties to have a few rabid voices.

I'd rather have a couple off-key interactions than to be deprived of views strong different from mine.

by jcjcjc 2005-05-20 12:26PM | 0 recs
Re: Gary's the dKos ambassador here
Man, in all seriousness, I totally agree...  I love this site, and I love the Garys and the Parkers slamming on the liebermans and the moderates and the alexeses... it's fun.
by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:44PM | 0 recs
The big difference
Is that on MyDD people are a lot slower to rate up or down.

On dKos, a lot of folks will rate someone down on a legitimate comment because they disagree with it, or they just don't like the poster.

I have seen very, very few bad ratings handed out on MyDD.

So, for all the crap these guys give each other, for the most part they try to stay sane.

by jcjcjc 2005-05-21 08:46AM | 0 recs
Plus
Your last diary is LAME!  No links! No discussion! GREAT ANALYSIS!  
by NCDem 2005-05-20 11:34AM | 0 recs
Friday afternoon humor
can go along way.
by THE MODERATE 2005-05-20 10:50AM | 0 recs
Re: Friday afternoon humor
What's so fucking funny?  you DLC sockpuppet?  I don't see a god damned thing funny about this diary.
by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:58PM | 0 recs
Can I just say...
It is absolutely PATHETIC that this is a "Recommended Diarrhea"...
by NCDem 2005-05-20 11:27AM | 0 recs
Re: Can I just say...
Yes, it is.
by Jerome Armstrong 2005-05-21 09:21AM | 0 recs
Re: Can I just say...
when did you lose your sense of humor?  :^P
by annatopia 2005-05-23 12:03PM | 0 recs
To quote Marx
Groucho, not Karl, "whatever it is, I'm against it!"  After all, those marx brothers were theologically challenged.  Imagine naming the two rival colleges Darwin and Huxley!  Liberal Hollywood elitists.

Nothing MODERATE in them.

by David Kowalski 2005-05-20 11:27AM | 0 recs
Who the hell...
cares about Groucho Marx?  You old FART!  And I don't know what colleges you're talking about... and PAT SAJAK is a Republican... They're all not Liberal... just the smart ones.  
by NCDem 2005-05-20 11:33AM | 0 recs
I think I'll just steer clear of this one...
by craverguy 2005-05-20 11:56AM | 0 recs
Re: I think I'll just steer clear of this one...
LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:04PM | 0 recs
Yes, well...
...if you say so.
by craverguy 2005-05-20 12:05PM | 0 recs
Re: Yes, well...
That's right, I SAY SO!  THIS IS MY DIARY, AND I AM THE MASTER OF THIS DOMAIN!!! AND I SAY THAT'S LAME!!!!  
by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:09PM | 0 recs
Whatever you say...
...YOU GODDAMN, MOTHERFUCKING, TROLL-ASS, SOCKPUPPET, GOP-ASS-LICKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by craverguy 2005-05-20 12:11PM | 0 recs
Now...
That hurt my feelings.
by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:12PM | 0 recs
Poor troll work, NCDem
A true troll never expresses feelings, but rather turns his anger and sense of emptiness toward the task of inventing witty retorts, such as, "Now you see?  You've proven my point!  Douchebag!"

Or, they frequently will threaten to remover themselves from the debate, only to come back with a thirty paragraph study in all that is tinfoil.

JESUS H. CHRIST ON A FUCKING POGO STICK! LEARN HOW TO TROLL, YOU SAWED-OFF LITTLE CUM DUMPSTER.  

[Author's note . . . the real art of trolling can be learned on C++ programming boards populated by 12-20 year olds.]

by jcjcjc 2005-05-20 12:31PM | 0 recs
I WAS BEING
FACETIOUS (EVEN IF I MIGHT HAVE INCORRECTLY SPELLED THAT WORD)...  YOU JACK-LEGGED DICK-NOSE!
by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:50PM | 0 recs
I feel like Parker must feel...
Refreshing my diary every 3 seconds... hoping like hell that someone has responded, so that I can quickly SOCK 'EM ONE in the GUT!!!!  PUT 'EM IN THEIR PLACE!!!  YEAH!!!  THIS is how you get diaries with greater than 20 posts!  Make fun of people!!!  YOU'RE ALL STUPID!!!!
by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:12PM | 0 recs
Oh, yeah?
Well, you're nothing but a commie-extremist-socialist-McGovernite-radical!!!!!

And so's YOUR MOTHER!!!

by craverguy 2005-05-20 12:14PM | 0 recs
OH YEAH?!?!
IF THAT'S THE CASE, THEN WHY DO GARY AND PARKER HATE ME?!?!?!?  HUH?!?!  BECAUSE THAT COMMENT CLEARLY DESCRIBES THEM!!!  Mr. "I-DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE AFS WITHOUT FILLING UP DIARIES WITH 18 MILLION PISS-ANT POSTS!!!"
by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:18PM | 0 recs
I'd say they hate you...
...because you are (get ready for it) A TROLL, A FREEPER, A SPY, AND A GOP MOUTHPIECE WHO SLEEPS IN THE SAME BED WITH JOE LIEBERMAN EVERY NIGHT AND TWICE ON SUNDAYS, YOU SOUTHERN HICK!!!!!!
by craverguy 2005-05-20 12:20PM | 0 recs
Re: I'd say they hate you...
WELL, Which is it, you PISS-POOR DEBATER?!?!?!?! AM I A COMMIE SOCIALIST?  OR AM I A FREEPER GOP MOUTHPIECE?!?!  

AND I DON'T SLEEP WITH LIEBERMAN... YOU DO, YOU GUY-CRAVER!!!

by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:28PM | 0 recs
Nonsense...
...you gob of santorum!

It makes perfect sense, commie-boy! You see, the commies are in bed with the Rockefellers, who kiss-up to Lieberman, who is secretly the love-slave of Shrub, who is on the Trilateral Commission, which seeks to rule the world!!!!

Do you get it yet, you...PITIFUL, REPUBLICAN TALKING-POINTS-SPOUTING TRAITOR!!!!!!

by craverguy 2005-05-20 12:31PM | 0 recs
IF BY
...PITIFUL, REPUBLICAN TALKING-POINTS-SPOUTING TRAITOR!!!!!

YOU MEAN THAT REPUBLICANS ARE NOTHING BUNCH OF SCREAMING BLOW-HARDS!!!!, THEN I'LL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT, AND LEAVE YOUR SICK SANTORUM-SLURPING TO YOURSELF...

by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:36PM | 0 recs
I DO MEAN THAT....
....YOU ARROGANT SOCKPUPPET TOAD!!!!!! WHY, YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A DRUG-ABUSING JUNKIE WHO WANTS TO SELL OUT THE PARTY FOR HIS NEXT FIX!!!!!!!

(My last insult is the intellectual property of afs, used without permission.)

by craverguy 2005-05-20 12:40PM | 0 recs
Re: I DO MEAN THAT....
That is hysterical.  He really said that?  On a real thread?
by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:45PM | 0 recs
Over here...
...on this thread. Catastrophile hid a lot of the argument, but there's still the one where afs accused catastrophile of doing crank.
by craverguy 2005-05-20 12:48PM | 0 recs
Re: Over here...
There were a LOT of drug references there...  AND CATASTROPHILE HID THOSE COMMENTS BECAUSE HE CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT!
by NCDem 2005-05-20 01:00PM | 0 recs
You're damn straight, NCTard.
i can't stand the HEAT form all u FUKKING STUPED DUMASSES rubbin up against each others COCKS!!! FUKKING STUPED DEM TRATER CIRCLE-JERK!!! Why dnot u go BEAT OFF to some NOME CHOMSKIE BULLSHIT with that FACHEST LIBUREL HOMO PAT BUKANNIN and leave the rets of us ALONE so we can have a CIVILICIDED FUKKING DICSUCTION!!!!!

FUKKING DEM TARDS SHOULD FUKKING DIE or mov to FUKKING IRANOVAKIA or MEXICANICA some uther DAM COMMIE HELLHOLE not make the rets of use MIZIRUBUL!!!!!!!

DRINK CLINTON JIZZ DEMOTARDS!!!!!!!!!!

How's that?

by catastrophile 2005-05-20 03:16PM | 0 recs
Re: Over here...
That is sweet. Craverguy sucks, of course...
but that link is pure comedy.
by ModZero 2005-05-20 01:53PM | 0 recs
Re: Nonsense...
makes perfect sense to me :<>))
by goplies 2005-05-20 12:48PM | 0 recs
WHATEVER!
MR. "HERE---READ-THE-MOST-BORING-DIARY-IN-THE-WORLD"
http://goplies.mydd.com/story/2005/5/19/81858/0422#readmore
by NCDem 2005-05-20 01:01PM | 0 recs
INCLUDES SUCH GEMS AS...
"I made my first twig chair yesterday and it felt good to both clear up the yard and make something useful for the yard which last a few years."
by NCDem 2005-05-20 01:02PM | 0 recs
Re: INCLUDES SUCH GEMS AS...
I was backin' you up touch hole!
 
by goplies 2005-05-20 11:51PM | 0 recs
Re: I feel like Parker must feel...
Well speaking of Parker, I would like for you to give me one pricipled reason you are here, becuase I think you belong there.  And this if you go over there then everybody we need to win will come here.  
by THE MODERATE 2005-05-20 12:16PM | 0 recs
Re: I feel like Parker must feel...
MR. MODERATE... THIS POST IS NOT FOR "PRINCIPLED REASONING" OR "PRINCIPLED REASONS"... THIS IS A FLAME-WAR POST!  TAKE YOUR SENSIBLE REASONING ELSEWHERE, AND PARKER WILL DEAL WITH YOU THERE.  HE'S TOO MUCH OF A WUSS TO GET INTO A REAL FLAME WAR.  AND AS FOR WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, I CAN'T SAY...

"Why am I here, when you think I belong there, but if I go over there, people will come here."

WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!

by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:23PM | 0 recs
The troll-bastard...
...is probably smoking some of whatever turnerbroadcasting has been on this whole time.
by craverguy 2005-05-20 12:25PM | 0 recs
YEP
I think
you must be
right
about
that one.
by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:29PM | 0 recs
Re: I feel like Parker must feel...
That is not a principled reason that is name calling I have waited for you to be here after all I am the one who decices who is here and who is not here, I am the one who decides what is a principled reason and I say you should be there.  
by THE MODERATE 2005-05-20 12:28PM | 0 recs
Look crack-hound...
i'll go where i please whether it be here or there and i happen to like it here and since i don't know exactly where there is i'll stay here thank you very much, and this is my diary and i invite you to stay here and get away from there because here's better than there from what i can tell.
by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:31PM | 0 recs
Re: Look crack-hound...
That is not a principled reason Zell Miller is over and after all you and Zell Miller think just alike so I say your troll ass should be there because I say so.
by THE MODERATE 2005-05-20 12:36PM | 0 recs
Zell's...
almost dead... so if you're trying to say that you want me dead, then why don't you come out and say it, you Gun-Owning moderate?
by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:46PM | 0 recs
Re: Zell's...
I do am not allowing you to call me that.  You and Zell Miller think exactly alike are you going to challange me to duel.  I think you and Rusert and Matthews and Zell and Lieberman should all go over there.
by THE MODERATE 2005-05-20 12:52PM | 0 recs
Re: Zell's...
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A "MODERATE" DON'T MAKE YOU THE ONLY GUN-TOTER 'ROUND THESE PARTS.  THIS IS DEAN COUNTRY, AFTER ALL... I GOTS TA PROTECT MYSELF HERE IN THE SOUTH FROM ALL THE OTHER GUN OWNERS, AFTER ALL...
by NCDem 2005-05-20 01:05PM | 0 recs
Re: I feel like Parker must feel...

Damn Straight. This diary deserves to be promoted right to the front of the page for all to see, but Bowers is too much of a PUSSY to do it....

PARKER IS OBVIOUSLY TOO BUSY RIDING GARY'S ROCKET to get involved in a thread as awesome as this one.

by ModZero 2005-05-20 12:38PM | 0 recs
Re: I feel like Parker must feel...
You're cracking me the fuck up, you HOMOPHOBIC ASSHOLE.  WHY DON'T YOU THINK OF SOME ORIGINAL INSULTS WITHOUT BRINGING THE GAY LIFESTYLE INTO THIS, YOU JERK!?!?!?
by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:48PM | 0 recs
NC luvs the webcam...

WHOA BOY, HOLD ON THERE SKIPPY...slow down take a breath...

I never ONCE implied that Parker was gay...!
(That would be Chris and Jerome, for the record)

I merely thought it would be a valuable contribution to relate to the MYDD community that PARKER ENJOYS GETTING IT UP THE ASS - BOUNCING UP AND DOWN ON GARY'S LAP, in front of the computer screen, as they compliment each other's diaries.

And, of course, when they fire up the trusty webcam in their dank, sour-smelling basement, I suspect that you, NCDimwit, WOULD BE THE FIRST SUBSCRIBER WILDLY JERKING OFF TO IT...

Just don't forget the squeegee....

by ModZero 2005-05-20 01:47PM | 0 recs
This
91-post diary is KILLING Parker...  as his diary is getting no hits.  MAN it's killing him.
by NCDem 2005-05-20 01:51PM | 0 recs
YOU ARE ALL DISEASED!!!!!!
by craverguy 2005-05-20 12:17PM | 0 recs
Re: YOU ARE ALL DISEASED!!!!!!
AND YOU are an evil SITH LORD.
by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:32PM | 0 recs
Not the lame Star Wars references
Next thing you'll be quoting Gandalf...
by michael in chicago 2005-05-20 12:38PM | 0 recs
FLY!
YOU FOOLS!
by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:51PM | 0 recs
And they all rejoyced. n/t
by michael in chicago 2005-05-20 01:36PM | 0 recs
Re: And they all rejoyced. n/t
AND MADE LOTS OF MONEY.
by NCDem 2005-05-20 01:57PM | 0 recs
This diary is a perfect example
of how to talk to a conservative if you must!

Except for NCDem, who is way too polite for my taste. He's learning fast for a hickey on a hemmaroid of Ann Coulter's bung hole, but he still has a ways to go.

by Gary Boatwright 2005-05-20 12:48PM | 0 recs
This diary is a perfect example...
Gary... it's true... I can't think that fast.  Did you make that "hickey on a hemmorhoid" thing up, because that's fucking disgusting you sick bastard...
by NCDem 2005-05-20 12:53PM | 0 recs
Re: This diary is a perfect example...
I am the ultimate sick fucking disgusting bastard. I invented sitting on a park bench and spiting out pieces of my broken neck. What do you have against giving a hickey to a hemmaroid? Are you prejudiced against hemmaroids or hickeys? Don't knock it until you've tried it you straight laced, prudish, Ken Starr Methodist prig.
by Gary Boatwright 2005-05-20 01:11PM | 0 recs
Methodist...
METHODIST!?!?!??!?!

NOW you're scraping BOTTOM!  Call me a hemmarhoid, call me a hickey on a hemmorhoid... but a METHODIST?!?!?!  HAVE YOU NO SHAME!?

by NCDem 2005-05-20 01:18PM | 0 recs
Re: Methodist...
That's just for starters you BORN AGAIN BAPTIST SOCKPUPPET! What kind of missionary position uptight anal retentive incubus of a preacher's son are you?
by Gary Boatwright 2005-05-20 01:43PM | 0 recs
Oh yeah? YEAH???
YOU'RE a Baptist.  

(I'm tiring out here... but I want this Diary to reach 100 to prove one of the original points... that the only reason diaries get this high is because of 2-3 people being assholes, going at it... usually off-subject)...

YOU ASSHOLE>>>  and in all honesty  I THINK YOUR USE OF THE TERM SOCKPUPPET, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE USING IT IN JEST NOW, IS FLAT-OUT-FUCKING-STUPID!!!!!

by NCDem 2005-05-20 01:54PM | 0 recs
Re: Oh yeah? YEAH???
/ I THINK YOUR USE OF THE TERM SOCKPUPPET, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE USING IT IN JEST NOW, IS FLAT-OUT-FUCKING-STUPID!!!!!/

Well of course I am. What's the point of using it if it didn't piss people off? You don't honestly think I use it by accident do you? The more it pisses people off, the more I use it.

If the sock puppet doesn't fit, it don't mean jack shit. It's only effective if it's accurate. That's the beauty of it.

AND YOUR MOTHER WEARS ABU GHRAIB COMBAT BOOTS!

by Gary Boatwright 2005-05-20 02:00PM | 0 recs
Re: This diary is a perfect example
He said "bung hole" he he he he he he he he.
by michael in chicago 2005-05-20 01:37PM | 0 recs
INDEED
he did.
by NCDem 2005-05-20 01:57PM | 0 recs
My Broadside
Hey Gary, why don't you go wright a boat or somethin' already?

Is this thing working?

Test, test . . . .

by Tod Westlake 2005-05-20 12:56PM | 0 recs
YEAH!
THAT TOLD HIM!  GET IT!!! HIS NAME IS BOATWRIGHT!!!  That's Almost as good as Parker's "MORANS"-signature joke (tell Parker how to spell "Morons", and he'll tell you a really good joke... actually the joke really sucks and is the stupidest lamest, most idiotic inside "joke" (so "inside" that only Parker knows about it) i've ever heard, but I suggest everyone reply to Parker's postings with, "Parker, this is how you spell "Morons" for the fun of it...)
by NCDem 2005-05-20 01:10PM | 0 recs
by NCDem 2005-05-20 01:58PM | 0 recs
97
 
by NCDem 2005-05-20 01:59PM | 0 recs
98
 
by NCDem 2005-05-20 01:59PM | 0 recs
by NCDem 2005-05-20 01:59PM | 0 recs
BUNG HOLE! N/T
by Gary Boatwright 2005-05-20 02:01PM | 0 recs
100!
AND THAT, FOLKS, IS HOW YOU GET 100 Stupid comments in a diary.  FLAME FLAME FLAME, and NAVELGAZE NAVELGAZE NAVELGAZE...

Can't wait to delete this...

by NCDem 2005-05-20 02:00PM | 0 recs
Re: 100!

Dude, this is a righteous and fucking funny diary.
Leave it up! I may want look back on it later and have a good laugh....its really a work of art. Monkey-throwing-feces-on-a-canvas art, no doubt, but art none the less....

Or at least leave it up for a day or so...! Share the love...!

by ModZero 2005-05-20 02:07PM | 0 recs
Re: 100!
And the next time Butticus or Moderate include a personal attack on me in their diary, I'll start another one right back up.

It's been fun!

by Gary Boatwright 2005-05-20 02:08PM | 0 recs
NCDem
THIS DIARYSUUUUUCKKKKSSSS!!!!! HOW DARE YOU NOT INSULT ME YOUTWEEDLEDEEDUMMDEEDUMMMFUMMRUMMBUNNY! YOU PARKERYOURBOATWRIGHTINTHEMODERATEBOWERSBROADTURNERCASTINGGUYCRAVINGARMSTRONG!

YOU BLUEDLCDOGPROGRESSIVECENTEROFLEFTRIGHTHUTHUTHIKE!

I'M LEAVING THIS BLOG AND NEVER EVER EVER EVER COMING BACK UNTIL THE NEXT TIME!

SO THERE!

PLLLLLTTTHHHBBBBBTTTHHHHHHH

by Andrew C White 2005-05-20 04:10PM | 0 recs
I am civil
when others are civil. But, if they (as is the case цwih Parker and Gary) behave as THE owners of the blog, and THE only persons, which are allowed to have their personal opinion on subject (always correct by definition, though usually absolutely meaningless, IMHO) - well, they only get what they deserve. And i will continue to laughter on them (and insult, when they insult others) in the future..
by smmsmm 2005-05-20 09:47PM | 0 recs
oh my god!
i am going to break all the rules of this diary and say something "NICE":  THIS IS THE FUNNIEST GODDAMNED THING I HAVE READ IN WEEKS!

holy shite, seriously, i am so glad i stopped drinking my coffee before i began reading this thread. it would have ruined my laptop.

by annatopia 2005-05-21 06:36AM | 0 recs
Re: oh my god!
I was starting to wonder whether or not it was meant to be ironic or serious. It is ironic, right? Right!? Because we're Democrats; we should know better than to insult people.
by PantslessYoda1 2005-05-21 07:17AM | 0 recs
Re: oh my god!
definitely ironic, my friend.  =)
by annatopia 2005-05-21 07:34AM | 0 recs
oh my god, now girls are trying to blog.

BITCH, you wouldn't know funny if it OOZED OUT OF ONE OF THE SWOLLEN, WEEPING SORES ON YOUR ASS.

In fact, I have no idea why you are even trying to read these diaries. YOU WANT FUNNY, HO? Try watching chicks try to 'participate' on these threads. Kinda like WATCHING A DOG DRAG HIS REAR across the lawn to relieve the itch. Funny, but kind of sad and embarrassing. Two dames trying to discuss politics resembles WATCHING A BATTLE OF WITS BETWEEN TWO UNARMED OPPONENTS.

SO TAKE YOUR CANDYASS, ROSIE O'DONNELL LOOK-ALIKE SELF back to the kitchen and MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

 

by ModZero 2005-05-21 09:17AM | 0 recs
Re: oh my god, now girls are trying to blog.
BWAHAHAHAHA!

high-larious.

by annatopia 2005-05-23 12:03PM | 0 recs
Oh, sure.
It's all fun and games until someone loses their mojo!

Opps,  forgot my CapsLock!!

by bellarose 2005-05-21 01:44PM | 0 recs
Hmm, not really sure how to do this...
I just joined this blog today and I don't have a lot of experience flaming people.

I do read many flame posts on other sites, like the endless ones between 3 buys at BFA.  So, let me see if I can channel a bit of it.

Yes, I can feel it.

It's starting to surface.

Here it comes.

YOUR MICROSCOPIC WEENIE COULDN'T FIND SNATCH IF IT WAS THE SIZE OF THE HINDENBURG.

How's that for a newbie?

by Truthteller 2005-05-21 09:09PM | 0 recs
Andrew C White
HA! A BFAer. I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST, MEANEST FLAME IN BLOG HISTORY...

YOU ARE...on Fri May 20th, 2005 at 08:10:41 PM EDT...

A ROBERT OLER.  THAT'S RIGHT. NOW GO TEAR DOWN YOUR LOVE ME WALL, SMASH THAT MIRROR, GROUND THAT PLANE AND ADMIT THAT YOU ARE SO COMPLETELY FULL OF SHIT YOU SMELL LIKE A STABLE.

by Truthteller 2005-05-21 09:15PM | 0 recs
It's all fun and games...
Until someone shoots their eye out.

No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

[IMG]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/46/215846_thumb.jpg[/img]

by Truthteller 2005-05-21 09:24PM | 0 recs

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