I know people like him.

Total losers who are always behind the eight ball, but have one scheme after another to become rich. Then, damned if they're going to let the tax man get any of their great wealth.

The truth, of course, is that the riches will never come and they'll always be behind the eight ball.

But they continue to support politicians who have no realistic plans to help them better their lives. Instead, they just keep voting for the politicians who play to their unrealistic and empty dreams.

would be like most of the GOP styled 'charities', designed to have one specific beneficiary.

the 21st century epitome of every grifter's dream.

So basically he is trying to "spread the wealth around," after all.

Sorry. Without a license, you are "Joe the Handyman."

BTW, there are handymen running around town here who make a nice living, but that's because they're very good at what they do. What's Joe's excuse?

This guy claims one lie after another, spewing deceit and division.  My favorite line was his desire to be in charge of his own retirement investment!  Can you just imagine THAT fortune amassing over the years, under his savvy market skills.  

His brilliant ass will be the first in line to collect the Social Security checks and Medicare support.  I hope that there are TV crews on hand to capture that!

What a dope!

I'd love to hear what his former wives have to say about him.

This is the sad spectacle of someone who has been used by others, and has come to believe the script about himself written by those who have used him.

 Samuel J. Wurzelbacher, the pathetic obnoxious asshole. Sucks to be Sam. Bankrupt in so many ways.

I feel kinda bad for old JTP. He didn't ask for all this crap. He bullshitted a politician he didn't agree with in a rope line to try to trip him up. Big deal. I bet it happens a thousand times a day.
It was McCain who dragged him into the national limelight without bothering to check on the story. Joe tried to get a payoff from it (as most of us would likely do) and he's getting squat and is the butt of a thousand jokes.
He's probably thinking that it would've been best to keep his damn mouth shut.

maybe if ol' Joe put some effort into his trade he could a.) get licensed and b.) get paid.

there's not a lot of money in talking to the cameras on your front lawn.

Hes been intellectually bankrupt for the whol election.