Press Release: JNC Forms new Liberal News Network (humor)
by JamBoi, Fri Dec 17, 2004 at 08:31:44 AM EST
Dateline: 12/17/04, Silicon Valley
Seeing the obvious need for a truly liberal mainstream media network, JamBoi has taken it upon himself to become the all-new 24/7 JamBoi News Channel (JNC)! Nonstop with no coffee breaks he will single-handedly save the planet from election fraud and O'lielly's falafel's. Our motto "All JamBoi, all the time, 24/7 JamBoi. The most sleep-deprived source of news from and to the sleep deprived. "Sleepy and and Unbalanced" Our answer to Faux "news"." :-) Hey, they have Faux, we have JamBoi!
Pass the toothpicks somebody, my eyes are closing. If somebody doesn't get on this with me, I'll need some extra-strength toothpicks! Its hard work,but somebody's got to do it. Hard work, evenings, weekends, ordering out... hard.. killin' me. (goes unconscious)
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