Do We Really Want Another Black President After The Events Of Deep Impact?

by IowaCubs, Wed Feb 13, 2008 at 06:27:51 AM EST

From THE ONION

...What I am saying is that under the watch of a black man that comet destroyed the entire Eastern seaboard. So, if history is any indicator, a vote for Barack Obama in 2008 is essentially a vote for the complete and total obliteration of the human race.

I guess I'm just sick of the harsh back and forth that is happening between progressive bloggers on this and other sites.  

(I also hope no one takes me seriously with this diary!)

Tags: President 2008, Al Gore, California, Fred Thompson, George W. Bush, GOP, Initiative, nobel prize, obama, progressives, satire (all tags)

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Re: Do We Really Want Another Black President Afte

Hahaha!  Too funny.

by Steve M 2008-02-13 06:29AM | 0 recs
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I hadn't thought about it like that before...

...I'm officially switching my support to Gravel.  Did you see how he handled that rock in his campaign add?  That's a man who would be capable of dealing with a potential asteroid slamming into the Planet.

To be fair, the Huckster would also be good in that situation.  He could send Chuck Norris into space to face down the asteroid.  

by HSTruman 2008-02-13 06:39AM | 0 recs
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Re: I hadn't thought about it like that before...

That IS the obvious ticket, now that I think about it.  With Chuck in a new cabinet level position in charge of addressing threats fron outerspace.

by HSTruman 2008-02-13 07:17AM | 0 recs
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Re: Do We Really Want Another Black President Afte

You're sick of the back and forth now?  Just wait girlyman (or girlygirl) this is nothing.  This is pattycakes.  This is schoolyard taunting compared to what the Republicans have in store.

(major snark)

by the mollusk 2008-02-13 06:46AM | 0 recs
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Wow dude, relax.  Enjoy the humor.

by IowaCubs 2008-02-13 07:37AM | 0 recs
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my boycott of smiley faces has cost me once again.  that was a joke.

by the mollusk 2008-02-13 07:39AM | 0 recs
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btw, thanks for the free hug.  can i be the guy in the green jacket that needs a shower?

by the mollusk 2008-02-13 07:39AM | 0 recs
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Don't let the Clintons see this. It might give them ideas!

by DoubleDs 2008-02-13 09:23AM | 0 recs

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