I am Sam. I am Sam. Sam-I-Am.

That Sam-I-Am! That Sam-I-Am! I do not like that Sam-I-Am!

Would you like Bill and Hillary?

I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
I do not like Bill and Hillary.

Would you like them here or there?

I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like Bill and Hillary.
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

Would you like them in the White House?
Would you like her or her spouse?

I do not like them in the White House.
I do not like her or her spouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like Bill and Hillary.
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

Would you support them if Bear ate stocks?
Would you support them when on FOX?

Not if Bear ate stocks. Not when on FOX.
Not in the White House, her or her spouse.
I would not support them here or there.
I would not support them anywhere.
I would not support Bill and Hillary.
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

Would you? Could you? In a hybrid car?
Support them! Support them! Here they are.

I would not, could not, in a hybrid car.

You may like them. You will see.
You may like them, in the 90's we were debt free!

We would not, could not become debt free.
Not in a hybrid car! You let me be.
I do not like them as Bear eats stocks.
I do not like them when on FOX.
I do not like them in the White house.
I do not like her or her spouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like Bill and Hillary.
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

A brain! A brain! A brain! A brain!
Could you, would you with a brain?

Not with a brain! Not to be debt free!
Not in a hybrid car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, as Bear ate stocks.
I would not, could not, when on FOX.
I will not support them in the White House.
I will not support them here or there.
I will not support them anywhere.
I do not support Bill and Hillary.
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

Say! In the dark? Hey, you, in the dark!
Would you, could you, while in the dark?

I would not, could not, while in the dark.

Would you, could you if the economy was going down the drain?

I would not, could not as we go down the drain.
Not in the dark. Not with a brain.
Not in a hybrid car. Not to be debt free.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in the White house. Not as Bear eats stocks.
Not her or her spouse. Not when on FOX.
I will not support them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like Bill and Hillary?

I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

Could you, would you, to end the war?

I would not, could not to end the war!

Would you, could you, just to fight some more?

I could not, would not, to end the war.
I will not, will not, I want to fight some more.
I will not support them even as we go down the drain.
Not in the dark! Not to be debt free!
Not in a hybrid car! You let me be!
I do not like them as Bear eats stocks.
I do not like them when on FOX.
I will not support them in the White house.
I do not like her or her spouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
I do not like Bill and Hillary!
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

You do not like them. So you say.
Try them! Try them! And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Sam! If you let me be,
I will try them. You will see.

(... And s/he tries them ...)

Say! I like Bill and Hillary!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-Am!
And I will support them to end the war.
And I will support them so we don't fight some more.
And I will support them, so we don't go down the drain.
And in the dark. And with a brain.
And in a hybrid car. And to be debt free.
They are so good, so good, you see!
So I will support them as Bear eats stocks.
And I will support them when on FOX.
And I will support them in the White house.
And I will support her and her spouse.
And I will support them here and there.
Say! I will support them anywhere!
I do so like Bill and Hillary!
Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am.

[based on Doctor Seuss' Green Eggs & Ham]