My Conversation With Donald Trump

OK, I admit it. I’m not a US citizen. I’ll never be President. I’ll be a permanent member of the no-fly list and my phone will be constantly bugged. Jan Brewer will kick me out of the country because I have no papers proving who I am or where I was born. I’m very disappointed to find I’m some sort of exotic, white “anchor baby“.

Note to self: Avoid Arizona.

Now I know what it’s like to be Barack Hussein Obama – if that is indeed his real name.

Family legend said I was born in Elkins, WV. But sorting through my personal papers I was unable to find a real birth certificate bearing the imprint of Orly Taitz‘s signet ring in wax. In fact, I don’t even have a pitiful “Certificate of Live Birth” like Obama’s. All I have is a scrap of paper looking as though it’s been ripped from a ship’s log. All it says is, “A kid was born just off the coast of Somalia during our last pirate takeover. Don’t know his name. Not sure of the date, but it wasn’t long ago. But this is all the proof he needs to show he was actually born. He’ll probably grow up to be a liberal communist anyway.” It was signed and Ensign Hikaru Hussein Sulu.

My Mom Was a Nigerian Official’s Wife
As I dug deeper, I learned I’d been abandoned to a Norfelia Lumbago, the wife of a Nigerian government official who couldn’t access his money held up in Banco Lagos until he came out of exile. Apparently, I had a very poor childhood. Mom never did get the money.

From Lagos, I went to a madrasa in Pakistan where I learned a useful trade making amateur Betamax videos for worldwide news distribution. It was a very prestigious career. I was even allowed to sleep on the softest rocks in our Tora Bora studio cave. I minored in bomb making.

I tell you all of that to tell you this, I – like every member of the Republican Party – want to run for President in 2012. I figured I’d be a shoo-in with a platform of rolling government back to its state in 1850 and by being the first Presidential candidate running with two part-time Vice Presidential candidates. Michele Bachmann, because she looks so scrumptious in a bikini and always tells the truth as relayed to her by God. And, Sarah Palin because she looks adorable with that naughty school marm vibe she has going on. Plus, she said she could only be Vice President for half a term. She needed to take time off for the salmon fishing and snowmobile racing seasons.

Just as I was ready to launch my pre-campaign to decide whether I was going to kick off my exploratory committee leading to my final decision to announce, at some time in the future, that I thought I might be running, but tell everyone, “I might be running or I might not be running. That’s for me to know and you to find out,” Donald Trump called.

A ‘Fabulous Opportunity’
Of course I met with The Donald™ – that’s what his friends call him. I believe I’m the third or fourth friend he has. I’m so honored. During the meeting he told me he had a fabulous opportunity for me. He said, “I have a fabulous opportunity for you.”

He said, “I’m richer than God and the smartest man in the world too. Of course, that goes without saying. I know I can talk to you like I’ll talk to Cesar Chavez and convince him to give us his oil for free. Nothing to it. It’s an exciting, fabulous, stupendous piece of cake. I’d offer him a casino or a missile up his butt and he’d be all over the deal. Fantastic. Smart man, that Chavez. No nose for business though. Not like me. I’m world-famous. I even have my own university for God’s sake.”

“Um Mr. Trump, I’m a little confused. Why did you invite me to this fabulous, high-end Waffle House to talk?”

Mr. Trump Loves the Waffles
“Well first, I love the waffles. But I really want to make you a deal, because you know, I know, you know what a fabulous businessman I am.”

“Here’s the deal. A really good deal. Fantastic actually. You show me your birth certificate – because we all know you’re lying about having one – and I’ll release my tax information. I gave the same deal to Obama, but the man is an imbecile. Turned me down. Shows why I’m rich and he’s not.”

“Of course everyone would read it and see just how rich I am. Mega-rich! Uber-rich! Richest man in the world, no matter what Forbes says! They always hated me for being so rich, but I’m going to buy their lying asses out. It’ll be a fabulous deal.”

“So when can we sign the papers? I’ll even let you keep the luxurious gold Bic embossed with the Trump logo if you want.”

That’s how I came to tell this story now. My campaign is in ruins. I told the truth about not being a citizen and Mr. Trump released his taxes. He was right, it caused quite a stir.

Mr. Trump offered me a lot of money, a fabulous amount actually, to go away. That’s how I’ve become a rich man like Mr. Trump. I have millions now and Mr. Trump found me a fabulous new job as Venezuelan oil minister. I get to do super deals and money is no object. I’m smarter now that I’m rich too. Cesar and I go to dinner all the time. We’re great friends because we’re both so rich and I still have that butt-missile Mr. Trump gave me wholesale (because multi-millionaires never pay retail). But I’m terribly sad about one thing … I really miss Sarah and Michele. We could really do some fancy clubbing down here. I even have a penthouse in the Trump Caracas Holiday Inn.

Fabulous! Just super-gargantuous really!

Cross posted at The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks!

 

My Conversation With Donald Trump

OK, I admit it. I’m not a US citizen. I’ll never be President. I’ll be a permanent member of the no-fly list and my phone will be constantly bugged. Jan Brewer will kick me out of the country because I have no papers proving who I am or where I was born. I’m very disappointed to find I’m some sort of exotic, white “anchor baby“.

Note to self: Avoid Arizona.

Now I know what it’s like to be Barack Hussein Obama – if that is indeed his real name.

Family legend said I was born in Elkins, WV. But sorting through my personal papers I was unable to find a real birth certificate bearing the imprint of Orly Taitz‘s signet ring in wax. In fact, I don’t even have a pitiful “Certificate of Live Birth” like Obama’s. All I have is a scrap of paper looking as though it’s been ripped from a ship’s log. All it says is, “A kid was born just off the coast of Somalia during our last pirate takeover. Don’t know his name. Not sure of the date, but it wasn’t long ago. But this is all the proof he needs to show he was actually born. He’ll probably grow up to be a liberal communist anyway.” It was signed and Ensign Hikaru Hussein Sulu.

My Mom Was a Nigerian Official’s Wife
As I dug deeper, I learned I’d been abandoned to a Norfelia Lumbago, the wife of a Nigerian government official who couldn’t access his money held up in Banco Lagos until he came out of exile. Apparently, I had a very poor childhood. Mom never did get the money.

From Lagos, I went to a madrasa in Pakistan where I learned a useful trade making amateur Betamax videos for worldwide news distribution. It was a very prestigious career. I was even allowed to sleep on the softest rocks in our Tora Bora studio cave. I minored in bomb making.

I tell you all of that to tell you this, I – like every member of the Republican Party – want to run for President in 2012. I figured I’d be a shoo-in with a platform of rolling government back to its state in 1850 and by being the first Presidential candidate running with two part-time Vice Presidential candidates. Michele Bachmann, because she looks so scrumptious in a bikini and always tells the truth as relayed to her by God. And, Sarah Palin because she looks adorable with that naughty school marm vibe she has going on. Plus, she said she could only be Vice President for half a term. She needed to take time off for the salmon fishing and snowmobile racing seasons.

Just as I was ready to launch my pre-campaign to decide whether I was going to kick off my exploratory committee leading to my final decision to announce, at some time in the future, that I thought I might be running, but tell everyone, “I might be running or I might not be running. That’s for me to know and you to find out,” Donald Trump called.

A ‘Fabulous Opportunity’
Of course I met with The Donald™ – that’s what his friends call him. I believe I’m the third or fourth friend he has. I’m so honored. During the meeting he told me he had a fabulous opportunity for me. He said, “I have a fabulous opportunity for you.”

He said, “I’m richer than God and the smartest man in the world too. Of course, that goes without saying. I know I can talk to you like I’ll talk to Cesar Chavez and convince him to give us his oil for free. Nothing to it. It’s an exciting, fabulous, stupendous piece of cake. I’d offer him a casino or a missile up his butt and he’d be all over the deal. Fantastic. Smart man, that Chavez. No nose for business though. Not like me. I’m world-famous. I even have my own university for God’s sake.”

“Um Mr. Trump, I’m a little confused. Why did you invite me to this fabulous, high-end Waffle House to talk?”

Mr. Trump Loves the Waffles
“Well first, I love the waffles. But I really want to make you a deal, because you know, I know, you know what a fabulous businessman I am.”

“Here’s the deal. A really good deal. Fantastic actually. You show me your birth certificate – because we all know you’re lying about having one – and I’ll release my tax information. I gave the same deal to Obama, but the man is an imbecile. Turned me down. Shows why I’m rich and he’s not.”

“Of course everyone would read it and see just how rich I am. Mega-rich! Uber-rich! Richest man in the world, no matter what Forbes says! They always hated me for being so rich, but I’m going to buy their lying asses out. It’ll be a fabulous deal.”

“So when can we sign the papers? I’ll even let you keep the luxurious gold Bic embossed with the Trump logo if you want.”

That’s how I came to tell this story now. My campaign is in ruins. I told the truth about not being a citizen and Mr. Trump released his taxes. He was right, it caused quite a stir.

Mr. Trump offered me a lot of money, a fabulous amount actually, to go away. That’s how I’ve become a rich man like Mr. Trump. I have millions now and Mr. Trump found me a fabulous new job as Venezuelan oil minister. I get to do super deals and money is no object. I’m smarter now that I’m rich too. Cesar and I go to dinner all the time. We’re great friends because we’re both so rich and I still have that butt-missile Mr. Trump gave me wholesale (because multi-millionaires never pay retail). But I’m terribly sad about one thing … I really miss Sarah and Michele. We could really do some fancy clubbing down here. I even have a penthouse in the Trump Caracas Holiday Inn.

Fabulous! Just super-gargantuous really!

Cross posted at The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks!

 

My Conversation With Donald Trump

OK, I admit it. I’m not a US citizen. I’ll never be President. I’ll be a permanent member of the no-fly list and my phone will be constantly bugged. Jan Brewer will kick me out of the country because I have no papers proving who I am or where I was born. I’m very disappointed to find I’m some sort of exotic, white “anchor baby“.

Note to self: Avoid Arizona.

Now I know what it’s like to be Barack Hussein Obama – if that is indeed his real name.

Family legend said I was born in Elkins, WV. But sorting through my personal papers I was unable to find a real birth certificate bearing the imprint of Orly Taitz‘s signet ring in wax. In fact, I don’t even have a pitiful “Certificate of Live Birth” like Obama’s. All I have is a scrap of paper looking as though it’s been ripped from a ship’s log. All it says is, “A kid was born just off the coast of Somalia during our last pirate takeover. Don’t know his name. Not sure of the date, but it wasn’t long ago. But this is all the proof he needs to show he was actually born. He’ll probably grow up to be a liberal communist anyway.” It was signed and Ensign Hikaru Hussein Sulu.

My Mom Was a Nigerian Official’s Wife
As I dug deeper, I learned I’d been abandoned to a Norfelia Lumbago, the wife of a Nigerian government official who couldn’t access his money held up in Banco Lagos until he came out of exile. Apparently, I had a very poor childhood. Mom never did get the money.

From Lagos, I went to a madrasa in Pakistan where I learned a useful trade making amateur Betamax videos for worldwide news distribution. It was a very prestigious career. I was even allowed to sleep on the softest rocks in our Tora Bora studio cave. I minored in bomb making.

I tell you all of that to tell you this, I – like every member of the Republican Party – want to run for President in 2012. I figured I’d be a shoo-in with a platform of rolling government back to its state in 1850 and by being the first Presidential candidate running with two part-time Vice Presidential candidates. Michele Bachmann, because she looks so scrumptious in a bikini and always tells the truth as relayed to her by God. And, Sarah Palin because she looks adorable with that naughty school marm vibe she has going on. Plus, she said she could only be Vice President for half a term. She needed to take time off for the salmon fishing and snowmobile racing seasons.

Just as I was ready to launch my pre-campaign to decide whether I was going to kick off my exploratory committee leading to my final decision to announce, at some time in the future, that I thought I might be running, but tell everyone, “I might be running or I might not be running. That’s for me to know and you to find out,” Donald Trump called.

A ‘Fabulous Opportunity’
Of course I met with The Donald™ – that’s what his friends call him. I believe I’m the third or fourth friend he has. I’m so honored. During the meeting he told me he had a fabulous opportunity for me. He said, “I have a fabulous opportunity for you.”

He said, “I’m richer than God and the smartest man in the world too. Of course, that goes without saying. I know I can talk to you like I’ll talk to Cesar Chavez and convince him to give us his oil for free. Nothing to it. It’s an exciting, fabulous, stupendous piece of cake. I’d offer him a casino or a missile up his butt and he’d be all over the deal. Fantastic. Smart man, that Chavez. No nose for business though. Not like me. I’m world-famous. I even have my own university for God’s sake.”

“Um Mr. Trump, I’m a little confused. Why did you invite me to this fabulous, high-end Waffle House to talk?”

Mr. Trump Loves the Waffles
“Well first, I love the waffles. But I really want to make you a deal, because you know, I know, you know what a fabulous businessman I am.”

“Here’s the deal. A really good deal. Fantastic actually. You show me your birth certificate – because we all know you’re lying about having one – and I’ll release my tax information. I gave the same deal to Obama, but the man is an imbecile. Turned me down. Shows why I’m rich and he’s not.”

“Of course everyone would read it and see just how rich I am. Mega-rich! Uber-rich! Richest man in the world, no matter what Forbes says! They always hated me for being so rich, but I’m going to buy their lying asses out. It’ll be a fabulous deal.”

“So when can we sign the papers? I’ll even let you keep the luxurious gold Bic embossed with the Trump logo if you want.”

That’s how I came to tell this story now. My campaign is in ruins. I told the truth about not being a citizen and Mr. Trump released his taxes. He was right, it caused quite a stir.

Mr. Trump offered me a lot of money, a fabulous amount actually, to go away. That’s how I’ve become a rich man like Mr. Trump. I have millions now and Mr. Trump found me a fabulous new job as Venezuelan oil minister. I get to do super deals and money is no object. I’m smarter now that I’m rich too. Cesar and I go to dinner all the time. We’re great friends because we’re both so rich and I still have that butt-missile Mr. Trump gave me wholesale (because multi-millionaires never pay retail). But I’m terribly sad about one thing … I really miss Sarah and Michele. We could really do some fancy clubbing down here. I even have a penthouse in the Trump Caracas Holiday Inn.

Fabulous! Just super-gargantuous really!

Cross posted at The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks!

 

Global Updates: N. Korea, Kenya, Haiti, and More!

I haven't posted much on MyDD lately, due to summer jobs and other prior engagements, so I'm doing a double post today.  The first about the open letter to Palin was more of me exercising my frustration in world form.  This one actually has substance.  I hope you enjoy and get something out of it.

(Cross-posted on FDL Seminal)

I’ve been wanting to do one of these for awhile. With the large coverage of things inside the United States  at MyDD, I think its important to catch up on the rest of the world and where recent news breaks and situations begin.

Africa
First off we will start in Africa (and in case you haven’t figured out my trend thus far, one of my favorite stops). Kenya is very close to my heart, so I apologize if it bugs the readers here that I am mentioning it so frequently in the past few weeks. Kenya went through an incredible movement towards a more consummate democracy (at least I believe so) by ratifying the proposed Constitution that has been debated for close to a year now. The vote took place officially on August 4th and the official tally was compiled yesterday. The YES camp, those gunning for the ratification of the proposed constitution, came out on top by a very decisive vote tally.

“The historic journey that we began over 20 years ago is now coming to a happy end. I assure our brothers and sisters who voted against the proposed constitution that their voices have been heard. Let us all join hands together as we begin the process of national renewal under the new constitution.”

President Kibaki

——————————————-

“If there is anyone out there who still doubts whether the dreams of the founders of our nation are still with us, who still questions our people’s thirst for a better country and democracy, who still questions whether Kenyans really want a break with the past, today we have the answer.”

Prime Minister Raila Odinga

The official tally is YES: 6,092,593 (66.9%)
NO: 2,795,059 (30.1%)

Source: The Daily Nation

I believe that, although not anywhere near perfection, the new constitution will serve the people of Kenya well and help progress their country along a path towards a more constructive, fulfilling, and better functioning democracy

Middle-East
President Obama’s approval rating among Arabic people has declined a vast amount in just the past year. Al-Jazeera reports (with data from the Brookings Institution polls) that 62% of those polled have a negative view of the president, as opposed to 23% just a year ago. Could these numbers be prompted by President Obama’s lack of action with troop withdraw in Afghanistan and Iraq? One would assume it at least has an inkling of influence.

This year’s poll surveyed 3,976 people in Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Morocco, Jordan, Lebanon, and the United Arab Emirates, during the period of June 29–July 20, 2010.

Among the key poll findings are:
A substantial change in the assessment of President Obama, both as president of the United States and of Obama personally.
Remarkably stable views on the Arab-Israeli conflict and the prospects of its resolution.
A majority of the Arab public now see a nuclear-armed Iran as being better for the Middle East.
Among other things, the poll also examined how Arabs score specific American policies in the past year, how they rank other countries across a number of variables, and how they prioritize attitudes toward social and religious issues.

ATTITUDES TOWARD OBAMA

Among the most striking findings on the question of attitudes toward President Obama: Early in the Obama administration, in April and May 2009, 51% of the respondents in the six countries expressed optimism about American policy in the Middle East. In the 2010 poll, only 16% were hopeful, while a majority – 63% – was discouraged.

As shown from the Brookings Institution data, optimism over American Policy in the Middle East has dropped unfortunately. Its interesting data, for me personally and for the a lot of others I’m assuming, because one of the hopes Obama perpetuated was "pressing the reset button" on foreign policy (I believe that is a Biden quote however)

With Healthcare Reform, Wall-Street issues, and other domestic concerns.. Obama’s time has been consumed to the fullest. Balancing his presidency is a tedious and difficult task of delegating and managing a cornucopia of problems, issues, and other concerns. Al-Jazeera also mentioned another issue Middle-Eastern people polled had with the president:

The precipitous decline in Obama’s popularity, though expected by many Middle East analysts and already documented in a Pew survey of global opinion,has naturally captured the headlines,given the president’s promise to pursue rapprochement with Arabs and Muslims during his campaign and the early months of his presidency.

Arabs’ attitudes toward US foreign policy have turned negative even more rapidly than their opinion of Obama himself.

Source: Al-Jazeera

North/Central America

Haiti has seen better days, I think that goes without saying. The destruction and devastation of the recent earthquake has left the already struggling country in a pit of even bigger despair amongst the valley of the shadow of economic death. A shroud of darkness covers the tattered remains of the country, and guidance is a key issue at this point in their existence as a state.

Popular Record Producer and Recording Artist Wyclef Jean has confirmed his interest in running for the Haitian Presidency. Jean’s response the the quake in the beginning stages was very evident and his passion for his home country has been seen in the wake of disaster.

The Haitian-born singer-songwriter has ended weeks of speculation by confirming he will run for president. For the past five years he has been increasing his engagement with Haiti having left the country when he was nine years old

Source: The Guardian

South America
Venezuelan/Columbian relations improve as Hugo Chavez extends a welcoming hand to Columbia’s new President Juan Manuel Santos. Bitter relations have accompanied the two countries as of recent.

CARACAS Aug 6 (Reuters) – Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez said on Friday his foreign minister is likely to attend the inauguration of Colombia’s incoming President Juan Manuel Santos, signaling a thaw in ties between the Andean neighbors.

Chavez severed relations with Colombia last month after the outgoing government of President Alvaro Uribe accused him of turning a blind eye to leftist rebel camps on his territory.

Though Chavez is not expected at Saturday’s ceremony, he has made clear he hopes for better ties with Santos.

Source: Reuters Africa

East Asia
Secretary Clinton has had it up to here with North Korea North Korea, more accurately Kim Jong-Il, has been a pain in the rear for the United States for quite some time. Kim Jong-Il’s cognac benders, gulag appointments, and overall schmuck-like attitude has been something of constant concern… yet set on the backburner in order to pursue more serious matters. Newer sanctions are expected to be instated against North Korea, who is probably coming close to (if not setting) the world record for most sanctions against one country… if any such record exists

In response to the threats made by North korea, Clinton said last Wednesday that US intends to impose new sanctions as a penalty for the sinking of the 1,200-ton Cheonan that killed 46 sailors last March. These sanctions are also meant to suppress any nuclear plans the country might have.

"These measures are not directed at the people of North Korea, who have suffered too long due to the misguided and malign priorities of their government," Clinton said while touring the Demilitarized Zone separating the North from South Korea with Defense Secretary Robert Gates early this week.

Source: Illume Magazine

I hope you folks have enjoyed this brief dive into a few more international situations happening around the world. I’ll try to do this semi-frequently if its well-received.

 

Global Updates: N. Korea, Kenya, Haiti, and More!

I haven't posted much on MyDD lately, due to summer jobs and other prior engagements, so I'm doing a double post today.  The first about the open letter to Palin was more of me exercising my frustration in world form.  This one actually has substance.  I hope you enjoy and get something out of it.

(Cross-posted on FDL Seminal)

I’ve been wanting to do one of these for awhile. With the large coverage of things inside the United States  at MyDD, I think its important to catch up on the rest of the world and where recent news breaks and situations begin.

Africa
First off we will start in Africa (and in case you haven’t figured out my trend thus far, one of my favorite stops). Kenya is very close to my heart, so I apologize if it bugs the readers here that I am mentioning it so frequently in the past few weeks. Kenya went through an incredible movement towards a more consummate democracy (at least I believe so) by ratifying the proposed Constitution that has been debated for close to a year now. The vote took place officially on August 4th and the official tally was compiled yesterday. The YES camp, those gunning for the ratification of the proposed constitution, came out on top by a very decisive vote tally.

“The historic journey that we began over 20 years ago is now coming to a happy end. I assure our brothers and sisters who voted against the proposed constitution that their voices have been heard. Let us all join hands together as we begin the process of national renewal under the new constitution.”

President Kibaki

——————————————-

“If there is anyone out there who still doubts whether the dreams of the founders of our nation are still with us, who still questions our people’s thirst for a better country and democracy, who still questions whether Kenyans really want a break with the past, today we have the answer.”

Prime Minister Raila Odinga

The official tally is YES: 6,092,593 (66.9%)
NO: 2,795,059 (30.1%)

Source: The Daily Nation

I believe that, although not anywhere near perfection, the new constitution will serve the people of Kenya well and help progress their country along a path towards a more constructive, fulfilling, and better functioning democracy

Middle-East
President Obama’s approval rating among Arabic people has declined a vast amount in just the past year. Al-Jazeera reports (with data from the Brookings Institution polls) that 62% of those polled have a negative view of the president, as opposed to 23% just a year ago. Could these numbers be prompted by President Obama’s lack of action with troop withdraw in Afghanistan and Iraq? One would assume it at least has an inkling of influence.

This year’s poll surveyed 3,976 people in Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Morocco, Jordan, Lebanon, and the United Arab Emirates, during the period of June 29–July 20, 2010.

Among the key poll findings are:
A substantial change in the assessment of President Obama, both as president of the United States and of Obama personally.
Remarkably stable views on the Arab-Israeli conflict and the prospects of its resolution.
A majority of the Arab public now see a nuclear-armed Iran as being better for the Middle East.
Among other things, the poll also examined how Arabs score specific American policies in the past year, how they rank other countries across a number of variables, and how they prioritize attitudes toward social and religious issues.

ATTITUDES TOWARD OBAMA

Among the most striking findings on the question of attitudes toward President Obama: Early in the Obama administration, in April and May 2009, 51% of the respondents in the six countries expressed optimism about American policy in the Middle East. In the 2010 poll, only 16% were hopeful, while a majority – 63% – was discouraged.

As shown from the Brookings Institution data, optimism over American Policy in the Middle East has dropped unfortunately. Its interesting data, for me personally and for the a lot of others I’m assuming, because one of the hopes Obama perpetuated was "pressing the reset button" on foreign policy (I believe that is a Biden quote however)

With Healthcare Reform, Wall-Street issues, and other domestic concerns.. Obama’s time has been consumed to the fullest. Balancing his presidency is a tedious and difficult task of delegating and managing a cornucopia of problems, issues, and other concerns. Al-Jazeera also mentioned another issue Middle-Eastern people polled had with the president:

The precipitous decline in Obama’s popularity, though expected by many Middle East analysts and already documented in a Pew survey of global opinion,has naturally captured the headlines,given the president’s promise to pursue rapprochement with Arabs and Muslims during his campaign and the early months of his presidency.

Arabs’ attitudes toward US foreign policy have turned negative even more rapidly than their opinion of Obama himself.

Source: Al-Jazeera

North/Central America

Haiti has seen better days, I think that goes without saying. The destruction and devastation of the recent earthquake has left the already struggling country in a pit of even bigger despair amongst the valley of the shadow of economic death. A shroud of darkness covers the tattered remains of the country, and guidance is a key issue at this point in their existence as a state.

Popular Record Producer and Recording Artist Wyclef Jean has confirmed his interest in running for the Haitian Presidency. Jean’s response the the quake in the beginning stages was very evident and his passion for his home country has been seen in the wake of disaster.

The Haitian-born singer-songwriter has ended weeks of speculation by confirming he will run for president. For the past five years he has been increasing his engagement with Haiti having left the country when he was nine years old

Source: The Guardian

South America
Venezuelan/Columbian relations improve as Hugo Chavez extends a welcoming hand to Columbia’s new President Juan Manuel Santos. Bitter relations have accompanied the two countries as of recent.

CARACAS Aug 6 (Reuters) – Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez said on Friday his foreign minister is likely to attend the inauguration of Colombia’s incoming President Juan Manuel Santos, signaling a thaw in ties between the Andean neighbors.

Chavez severed relations with Colombia last month after the outgoing government of President Alvaro Uribe accused him of turning a blind eye to leftist rebel camps on his territory.

Though Chavez is not expected at Saturday’s ceremony, he has made clear he hopes for better ties with Santos.

Source: Reuters Africa

East Asia
Secretary Clinton has had it up to here with North Korea North Korea, more accurately Kim Jong-Il, has been a pain in the rear for the United States for quite some time. Kim Jong-Il’s cognac benders, gulag appointments, and overall schmuck-like attitude has been something of constant concern… yet set on the backburner in order to pursue more serious matters. Newer sanctions are expected to be instated against North Korea, who is probably coming close to (if not setting) the world record for most sanctions against one country… if any such record exists

In response to the threats made by North korea, Clinton said last Wednesday that US intends to impose new sanctions as a penalty for the sinking of the 1,200-ton Cheonan that killed 46 sailors last March. These sanctions are also meant to suppress any nuclear plans the country might have.

"These measures are not directed at the people of North Korea, who have suffered too long due to the misguided and malign priorities of their government," Clinton said while touring the Demilitarized Zone separating the North from South Korea with Defense Secretary Robert Gates early this week.

Source: Illume Magazine

I hope you folks have enjoyed this brief dive into a few more international situations happening around the world. I’ll try to do this semi-frequently if its well-received.

 

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