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Behold I am Dog, God of dogs. I have chosen this puny monkey-vessel again to relay this important message to you: Democrats better vote for the Democratic nominee or else!

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At a recent Pennsylvania rally, Obama was quoted as saying:

If there is one thing......I can't.....stand for..,.. it's.......do..gs......and....bu....nny. ....rab....bits.

He's clearly pandering to cat owning elitists (that probably drink Chai Tea and shop at Trader Joes) here.  Snubbing good dog and bunny loving Americans is not a very American way to win an American election.

Hatred for God's most loving creatures is definitely going to hurt him in the GE, because you can't win an American election on cat owners votes alone, and beyond that, isn't an American president supposed to serve ALL pets, not just elitist pets.

I am currently an Obama supporter, but thinking of switching to Hillary because I can not abide his hatred for all things innocent and small.  Actually, I just switched in the space between sentences.  

GO HILLARY!!!

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Humans are like cats. We come in all kinds of fun shapes and sizes. I have long been under the impression that we are just persians fighting tabbies fighting calicos fighting abyssianians fighting ocicats fighting siameses fighting manx fighting the lovable pixie-bobs. Just a hot mess of cat fighting, all arguing about whose breed is better.

But we are all basically the same cat. Sure some are long hairs, some are short haired. Some are brown, some are black, some as white as driven snow. Some are even orange, while others come in blue. But do real cats even notice?

Not really, they just look at the other cats individually. Cats usually deal with each other on a one to one basis, never holding stereotypes against particular breeds. Heck, even a hairless cat gets a fair shake when walking among his fellow cats. Cats are both color and fur blind when it comes to interpersonal cat relations.

All cats look very different because of variations in a single gene, which is not enough to distinguish them genetically.

Wild you say, how a single gene can do that.

Well, look in the mirror you stupid monkey, that same single gene is what makes you appear like you.

Heck, we even share 98% of our dna make up with chimps. We are all basically the same monkey, but we come is a wide variety of colors and builds. Just like cats.

Just like dogs. Just like horses. Just like birds. Just like cows.

So quit calling racist this, racist that, because there is only one human race. Anyone who says otherwise just can't handle the truth about our shapes, sizes and colors, just like a stupid monkey.

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