Stupid Republican Tricks

Many of us worry that some Republicans in the Senate and the House don't have the public interest at heart - that they put special interests ahead of our common well-being.  We worry that these Republicans are too influenced by greed or fear or hatred.  However, some Republicans are just mind-numbingly stupid.  Here are three such cases from the last 24-hours or so:

  • Louisiana: How amazingly stupid is Hookerlover David Vitter?

    A Louisiana senator is stalling Florida emergency management director Craig Fugate's nomination as head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

    Fugate had sailed through his nomination hearing and Monday cleared the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee by a unanimous voice vote. Republican Sen. David Vitter said, however, that he'd blocked Fugate because of concerns he has with FEMA.

    "I have a hold on the FEMA nomination because I sent a list of hurricane recovery questions and projects to FEMA, many of which have not been adequately addressed," Vitter said in a statement. "I'm eager to get full responses and meet with the nominee immediately."

    The hold -- which comes a month before the start of hurricane season -- was reported in CQ Today, a Capitol Hill newspaper, which noted that Vitter's home state "bore the brunt of the botched agency response to Hurricane Katrina in 2005."

    At that time, FEMA was led by Michael Brown, who had little emergency management experience. Fugate, however, garnered widespread praise for deft handling of back-to-back hurricanes in Florida and won bipartisan support at his confirmation hearing and was expected to be confirmed swiftly.

    Vitter, who represents Katrina-ravaged Louisiana, is delaying a qualified FEMA director one month before the start of hurricane season.  And he's delaying the widely-acclaimed pick because he is awaiting answers from FEMA.  Well, Hookerlover, maybe you'd get those answers more quickly if FEMA had a director who could respond to you, dolt.

  • North Carolina: Freshman Republican backbencher Richard "Bank Run" Burr really doesn't get it.  Typically a guy who receives little to no press coverage for anything, he received a mountain of terrible press coverage when it spread that he told his wife to rush the ATMs when the fiscal crisis was brewing - behavior that would have crippled the economy had too many Americans done what "Bank Run" Burr did.  And what did "Bank Run" Burr learn from the experience?

    Burr's comments spread across the blogosphere and were slammed as irresponsible. Some suggested he was encouraging a bank run. Now, Burr says he has no regrets and would do the same thing again.

    "Absolutely I'd do it [again]," Burr told WFAE, a public radio station in North Carolina. "The exact situation we were faced with was a freeze bank to bank. And as I stated, my attempt was to make sure my wife had enough cash at home to make it through the next week."

    But Burr added that the bank in question was never in trouble, which raises questions about why he feared it would run out of cash.

    "It was not an attempt to run a bank," Burr said. "Nor was it a bank that was even considered then or now to be in trouble."

    So not only is "Bank Run" Burr too dense to get why people might have been disquieted by his behavior, but he also doesn't even realize his own lack of logic - if the bank wasn't in trouble, why did he need to rush the ATMs?!  Keep on digging, "Bank Run" Burr.

  • Missouri: Yes, Republican Congresscritter Roy Blunt said the following:

    "Just because we're in a situation now where we vote no doesn't mean we are the `party of no' or have no ideas."

    Dumbfounded?  Awestruck?  Contribute to Missouri Secretary of State and like 2010 Democratic Senate nominee Robin Carnahan.

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  • Tags: bank run, David Vitter, FEMA, Fiscal Crisis, LA-Sen, Louisiana, Missouri, MO-Sen, NC-SEN, North Carolina, Republicans, richard burr, roy blunt, stupidity (all tags)

    Comments

    5 Comments

    Re: Stupid Republican Tricks

    As awful as Liddy Dole was, Richard Burr wins the prize as a true moron's moron. He is the most doctrinaire Republican I've ever seen come from NC, and that includes Jesse Helms. As awful as he was, at least ol' Jess didn't follow the party line 100% of the time all of the time.

    Burr, on the other hand, is wrapped up in Republican politics enough to have been given the "awesome" job of chairing the RNC's 2008 Platform Committee. Now all the world can see what a brilliant job he did of building a successful party...the Democratic Party.

    by Spiffarino 2009-05-02 03:18PM | 0 recs
    Stop Calling Vitter

    Hookerlover.  It pushes GOPers and indies in Louisiana away from what we have to say.  

    Call him SINator.  It gets it across in a less offensive way, and makes them THINK.  

    by DailyKingFish 2009-05-02 04:32PM | 0 recs
    I don't believe in Sin....

    I like to think him as

    David Vitter (R-Poopy Diapers)...

    It's way more descriptive, cause just hookers ain't kinky enough for Dave!

    by WashStateBlue 2009-05-02 05:53PM | 0 recs
    Re: Stop Calling Vitter

    Who is offended by the nickname "Hookerlover" who also isn't offended by the fact that Vitter cheated on his wife, children, and constituents with said hookers?

    by Senate Guru 2009-05-02 06:52PM | 0 recs
    Re: Stop Calling Vitter

    SG, where y'at?

    I'm on the ground down here in Louisiana.  I can tell you that anytime I've mentioned VItter paid hookers, the response has always been:

    Well, he's stood up to Obama.  [or] He was against the bailout, so he's doing alright.

    When I ask them if they are concerned that he's a sinner by cheating on his wife, and it's compounded by the fact that he cheated on his wife with a hooker, the response is usually:

    Well, that is troubling.

    Thus, it's better to call him SINator, with the SIN in caps.  It makes it obvious, and it doesn't offend the sensibilities of religious voters down here, who are usually Republicans, but not always.  

    We can't afford to offend them ... we need some of them to vote for the Democrat in order to send a Democrat to work with Senator Landrieu.  Your propensity of calling him hooker-lover is NOT helpful.  

    Take it from someone who is actually on the ground down here.

    by DailyKingFish 2009-05-03 01:18PM | 0 recs

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