Not Playing Poker Anymore
by Natasha Chart, Mon Sep 29, 2008 at 04:37:37 PM EDT
There's an old Eastern European proverb* that goes, more or less, not even God can beat a Full House with a pair of twos.
The reason is obvious. If you can do that, you aren't playing poker anymore.
When laissez faire capitalists are calling for government bailouts, they aren't playing laissez faire capitalism anymore. End of story. They've folded their hands, cashed in their remaining chips, and asked the dealer for a game of Pinochle, please.
The game was great as long as they were winning. Now they show themselves to be the heartless sore losers we always suspected they were behind all that fine talk of 'personal responsibility.'
Anyway, more bailout stories ...
- Just keep telling your representatives "No!," and also, "Hell, no!," to any Paulson Panic bill.
- Obama compares McCain's bailout performance to his Katrina performance, calls for calm while saying that he expects a bailout bill to eventually pass.
- McCain wants Congress to act right away.
- The failure of the bailout plan comes on a day when the Western banking industry saw the collapse of five banks in a single day. Huh. Only five? I won't cry if some of those executives have to sell their vacation homes because every taxpayer in America didn't pony up several grand to reinforce their crappy business model.
- The bailout failure blow-by-blow.
- Darcy Burner tells it like it is.
- Congress listened to their constituents today, instead of to the absolutely terrified financial elites.
- How to prevent Wall Street from blackmailing Congress.
- Everybody is blaming everybody else.
- Investors holding markets hostage to congressional capitulation.
In other news, the media is less rapturous over the mere idea of bipartisanship today than at any point in what may be decades. They are just this once neither transported nor entranced by it, and show signs of serious discombobulation. How long before that dazed and panicked edge to their expressions turns into blatant disorientation and public tantrums on behalf of the important and powerful people that they care so much about?
Wondering silly things out loud, like, 'when will it get bad for regular people so they'll support this plan,' is perhaps showing their hand a bit too much. But when did they ever care if we knew how in the tank they were for a good Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous story?
* From "In Search of the Miraculous", by P.D. Ouspensky
Tags: 2008 bailout, mccain, obama (all tags)









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