The Offensive Russ Feingold

On behalf of the punditocracy, I'm offended at Russ Feingold's attack on the Iraq Study Group, an attack which is obviously calculated to improve his chances at becoming the 2008 Democratic nominee and is in no way consistent with his antiwar voting patterns or the principle that our foreign policy shouldn't be run on the whims of a President with the emotional maturity of a spoiled seven year old.  Here's what this boorish boor has to say.

"Unfortunately, the Iraq Study Group report does too little to change the flawed mind-set that led to the misguided war in Iraq. Maybe there are still people in Washington who need a study group to tell them that the policy in Iraq isn't working, but the American people are way ahead of this report.

While the report has regenerated a few good ideas, it doesn't adequately put Iraq in the context of a broader national security strategy. We need an Iraq policy that is guided by our top national security priority - defeating the terrorist network that attacked us on 9/11 and its allies. We can't continue to just look at Iraq in isolation. Unless we set a serious timetable for redeploying our troops from Iraq, we will be unable to effectively address these global threats. In the end, this report is a regrettable example of `official Washington' missing the point."

Excuse me, Senator Feingold, but did you not watch the election returns on November 8th as state after state and district after district voted for the Iraq Study Group?  Do you not consider it your patriotic duty to work with newly elected Speaker Iraq Study and Majority Leader Group?  Did you not understand that the American people have repudiated your fiercely partisan brand of naysaying and politics, and voted not on Iraq, corruption, or Bush, but on the need for elites to not be embarrassed about their immoral cowardice and lack of judgment?  

Senator, if you had any taste or ability, you would accomodate our desire to get together in groups and agree on Very Serious Matters of Policy, which consists of pretending that drawing pictures of ponies on reports written at think tanks on high quality stock paper and presented to the mean seven year old boy who runs the country will convince him to stop giving us swirlies, or at least stop with the chocolate ones.  Or something like that.  Anyway, if you don't stop your naysaying, Senator, you'll never be President and we'll never get our ponies.

And that, my friends, is how much sense the Iraq Study Group makes to me.

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Re: The Offensive Russ Feingold

Not bad, but you need to use a lot more alliteration next time.

Suggestion: "The Fecklessly Fulsome Russ Feingold".

by The Cunctator 2006-12-06 09:01AM | 0 recs
Re: The Offensive Russ Feingold

Well, to add some petulence and more alliteration you could also change his first name to 'Fuss'

by teknofyl 2006-12-06 11:00AM | 0 recs
Can we get Feingold for VP?

I know that Feingold isn't going to run for President, but can we get this man for VP.

He's from an important swing state, and I have a lot more faith in his record than I do in that of a certain freshman senator from a neighboring state.

by ManfromMiddletown 2006-12-06 09:02AM | 0 recs
Re: The Offensive Russ Feingold

Matt Stoller to the white courtesy phone. Could a Matt Stoller please pick up a white courtesy phone. The editor of a major publication would like to offer you a prominent job as an establishment pundit.

by Bob Brigham 2006-12-06 09:42AM | 0 recs
To quote Bob Dylan oh so long ago...

"Liars..."  ;-)

by palamedes 2006-12-06 09:44AM | 0 recs
Re: The Offensive Russ Feingold

I concur, of course the Iraq Study Group was ever a meaningless exercise.  It consists largely of a group of geriatrics who have no sense of the immediacy of loss felt by generationally younger persons whose loved ones are ever precariously on the line.  

The Study Group was created and yet nurtured by the same Washington DC status quo that permitted by way of a coup d'etat the rise to the presidency of a semi-literate, spoiled Frat Brat.  After his Reign of Terror the United States will be decades in recovery, if it can recover at all.

Remember that James Baker was instrumental in GWB's transitional rise--there in 2000 to help countermand the decision of the majority of the electorate.  It was necessary to trammel the Constitution itself to place the entitlement scion at the helm of the Executive Branch.  Sir James and the fawning Washington punditocracy could at last thus restore one "to the manner born" onto the presidential throne.

While the satire is most approriate, I would also suggest to you that relatively few beyond the Beltway take either Sir James and company or the fawning punditocracy with any seriousness any longer.

After witnessing a meaningless witch hunt result in the impeachment of a twice popularly elected president; the subsequent coup d'etat whose perpetrators were not even thinly disguised; a mass hysteria fostered by the punditocracy in the wake of 9/11 (replete with fear-mongering false alarms); and even now, following a devastating midterm public indictment of The Boy King and his power elite, the ridiculous denial of that indictment by said punditocracy--well, the entrenched Washington based purveyors of the status quo have at last become irrelevant.

Sir James and company, and their would-be heirs (fellow geriatric political dinosaur John McCain and 9/11 myth purveyor extraordinaire Rudolph Giuliani) are truly now, "full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

by lambros 2006-12-06 10:16AM | 0 recs
Re: The Offensive Russ Feingold

Haha.  Nice.  I'm sure we'll hear some of this over the weekend, if not before.

by Batocchio 2006-12-06 11:04AM | 0 recs
Re: The Offensive Russ Feingold

Ouch!  The truth is a sharp and painful tool.  Honestly, I do not know how anyone could realistically have expected anything else.  This whole ISG was just another example of Daddy's friends attempting to rescue Junior's bacon and leave him and the family with some shreds of dignity.  Unfortunately, it looks likely to fail.  Anyone who expected more, let alone any real solutions, is obviously delusional and undoubtedly "took the brown acid."

by DrDick 2006-12-06 11:28AM | 0 recs
He has a point

Feingold has a good point that it isn't going to change a lot of minds in the Bush Admin. Case in point, the Yahoo article that reported on it today. Read both parts and tell me what doesn't jive:

" President Bush's policy in Iraq "is not working," a
high-level commission said Wednesday in a blunt, bleak assessment that
called for an urgent diplomatic attempt to stabilize the country and
allow withdrawal of most U.S. combat troops by early 2008.......The
report said Bush should put aside misgivings and engage        Syria,
     Iran and the leaders of insurgent forces in negotiations on
Iraq's future, to begin by year's end. It urged him to revive efforts
at a broader Middle East peace. Barring a significant change, it
warned of a slide toward chaos."

"Rep. John Boehner of Ohio, who will take
over as House Republican leader next year, said he was pleased there
was no call for a firm deadline for a troop withdrawal. "We will not
accomplish victory by setting arbitrary deadlines or negotiating with
hostile governments," he said."

So I don't see where it has changed the mindset. Boehner is still parroting the party line from before, completely ignoring the panel's recommendation.

by John McTexas 2006-12-06 12:00PM | 0 recs
Re: The Offensive Russ Feingold

And of course, the ISG was aware that setting a timetable could cause their corpuses to be non-habeus-ed if they pissed off the petulant prima puppet or his daddy Cheney.

by KevinHayden 2006-12-07 02:59AM | 0 recs
Re: The Offensive Russ Feingold

snarky snarky snarky...I call Russ K-Y jelly for the Eastern wonk in me.  (Those K-Y people are soon coming after me for suggesting their product may have a use as a political tool, so I will talk fast.)  The Bullshit meter is off the charts this morning, Russ.  I don't know who's snarkier, you or Matt Stoller.  Just kiss me first, please.

by ezdidit 2006-12-07 03:24AM | 0 recs
Re: an ignored solution seems obvious

I'm sorry, I just don't understand why Mr.Bush's friends always dismiss the idea of dividing the country up.  For gosh sakes, the people of Iraq were divided into separate entities for thousands of years, before the borders of Iraq were dreamed up.

Can anyone explain why Mr. Baker and his high-powered buddies seem to believe a united Iraq is worth so much death and destruction?

by surrendering 2006-12-07 04:42AM | 0 recs
Re: The Offensive Russ Feingold

that feingold. there he goes again. giving aid and comfort to the enemy by pretending the united states can ever do, did or is now doing anything wrong. it's treason to think the US is even capable of policy failures, much less is actively involved in one. and you. defending him with your snark shields. despicable.

by slangist 2006-12-07 08:42AM | 0 recs

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