The Offensive Russ Feingold
by Matt Stoller, Wed Dec 06, 2006 at 08:57:10 AM EST
On behalf of the punditocracy, I'm offended at Russ Feingold's attack on the Iraq Study Group, an attack which is obviously calculated to improve his chances at becoming the 2008 Democratic nominee and is in no way consistent with his antiwar voting patterns or the principle that our foreign policy shouldn't be run on the whims of a President with the emotional maturity of a spoiled seven year old. Here's what this boorish boor has to say.
"Unfortunately, the Iraq Study Group report does too little to change the flawed mind-set that led to the misguided war in Iraq. Maybe there are still people in Washington who need a study group to tell them that the policy in Iraq isn't working, but the American people are way ahead of this report.While the report has regenerated a few good ideas, it doesn't adequately put Iraq in the context of a broader national security strategy. We need an Iraq policy that is guided by our top national security priority - defeating the terrorist network that attacked us on 9/11 and its allies. We can't continue to just look at Iraq in isolation. Unless we set a serious timetable for redeploying our troops from Iraq, we will be unable to effectively address these global threats. In the end, this report is a regrettable example of `official Washington' missing the point."
Excuse me, Senator Feingold, but did you not watch the election returns on November 8th as state after state and district after district voted for the Iraq Study Group? Do you not consider it your patriotic duty to work with newly elected Speaker Iraq Study and Majority Leader Group? Did you not understand that the American people have repudiated your fiercely partisan brand of naysaying and politics, and voted not on Iraq, corruption, or Bush, but on the need for elites to not be embarrassed about their immoral cowardice and lack of judgment?
Senator, if you had any taste or ability, you would accomodate our desire to get together in groups and agree on Very Serious Matters of Policy, which consists of pretending that drawing pictures of ponies on reports written at think tanks on high quality stock paper and presented to the mean seven year old boy who runs the country will convince him to stop giving us swirlies, or at least stop with the chocolate ones. Or something like that. Anyway, if you don't stop your naysaying, Senator, you'll never be President and we'll never get our ponies.
And that, my friends, is how much sense the Iraq Study Group makes to me.
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