Guess Alito's Freeper User Name

Bumped--Chris

The hearings are starting up again. If I were on the committee, the first question I would ask Alito is "do you post on right-wing online message boards, such as Free Republic?"

I bet he does. He certainly fits the profile:

  • Right wing extremist
  • Lives in a blue state
  • Well to do professional
  • Quiet
  • Kinda nerdy
  • Uncomfortable talking in public
I wonder what his freeper user name is. I'll send the person who comes up with the best guess $20 via pay pal.

Update: Needlenose has an awkward, freeper-esque picture of Alito up.

Tags: Judges (all tags)

Comments

109 Comments

Freeper Name
JudgeJudy
by nathan 2006-01-10 04:49AM | 0 recs
Re: Freeper Name: Judging Amy
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by judybrowni 2006-01-10 08:37AM | 0 recs
Username
RightTillDeath...UnlessQuestioned
by Robert P 2006-01-10 04:53AM | 0 recs
Freeper Name
Assrocket???
by demsforever 2006-01-10 05:13AM | 0 recs
Nickname
StripSearchSammy -or- BushRulezFISADroolz
by Joseph Hughes 2006-01-10 05:17AM | 0 recs
Nickname
Nigger and women hater
by alito is a freeper 2006-01-10 05:21AM | 0 recs
Freeper name
StareKnight ... although I heard last fall he registered under a new name: "StopHarrietMiers!"
by BriVT 2006-01-10 05:21AM | 0 recs
alito the freeper
stealthscalia
by drlimerick 2006-01-10 05:40AM | 0 recs
nickname
Freelito
or
FreeTo
by dfields 2006-01-10 05:48AM | 0 recs
YrAllGuilty
by CaptainEbo 2006-01-10 06:00AM | 0 recs
FreeperName
He seems determined to pillage and plunder our civil rights and send America back to the judicial Dark Ages so I guess his FreeperName is "Otila the Dumb."
by jcwabbit 2006-01-10 06:16AM | 0 recs
FrontRocket
Since many of the wingers display poorly repressed forms of homosexuality, and HindRocket (http://powerlineblog.com/aboutus.php#hindrocket) is already taken, Alito decided to call himself FrontRocket.
by jcjcjc 2006-01-10 06:20AM | 0 recs
Nickname
Stare_Strippin_Decisis
by MinnyBean 2006-01-10 06:21AM | 0 recs
RoeMustGo
by Davis X Machina 2006-01-10 06:30AM | 0 recs
HugoBlakzMyBitch
by nitpicker 2006-01-10 06:34AM | 0 recs
Freeper Name
StealthWhiteHope
by blackmahn 2006-01-10 06:43AM | 0 recs
Re: Freeper Name
nice
by Matt Stoller 2006-01-10 11:26AM | 0 recs
Posse_Decisis
Or maybe JudgeD00m!
by moonbird 2006-01-10 06:43AM | 0 recs
Freeper
ItalianStallion
by ItalianoStalliano 2006-01-10 06:47AM | 0 recs
Freeper Name
BigHairyBushLover
by ItalianoStalliano 2006-01-10 06:48AM | 0 recs
Freeper name
Jeff Gannon
by attytood 2006-01-10 06:52AM | 0 recs
Re: Freeper name
Ha!
by Matt Stoller 2006-01-10 06:54AM | 0 recs
It's in the eyes...
Judge Doom

And I bet he's got the coat and hat, too...

by Doozer 2006-01-10 06:55AM | 0 recs
User
glock_and_law
by function 2006-01-10 06:56AM | 0 recs
tough
Hard Justice
by Matt Stoller 2006-01-10 06:56AM | 0 recs
Nicknames
Concerned_Citizen_Counsel -- for those who are from the South.

Ill_Duce -- couldn't resist a Mussolini reference.

DomVonRibbenTop -- self-explanatory, though this might instead be his username over at Mistress Chloe's (definitely not work-friendly).

Pope_Sammy_the_Bull

I_the_Jury -- he strikes me as a Mickey Spillane reader.

Opus Me

by Tod Westlake 2006-01-10 07:01AM | 0 recs
AlitoBitoMambo
...In a vain, sad attempt to try and relate to the younger generation.
by JLM 2006-01-10 07:02AM | 0 recs
Freeper
cyaRoevWade
BushOwesMe
Stripito
by agi500 2006-01-10 07:04AM | 0 recs
Re: Freeper
Stripito gets my vote.
by Jim in Chicago 2006-01-10 08:59AM | 0 recs
Re: Freeper
more from me...

UrightsAreFinito
Clintondidito

by agi500 2006-01-10 07:34PM | 0 recs
Freeper name
13370
by edwhetstone 2006-01-10 07:11AM | 0 recs
Re: Freeper name
lol
by BBigJ 2006-01-10 07:24AM | 0 recs
Alito
Last Man Standing

Malcolm in the UK

by malc19ken 2006-01-10 07:15AM | 0 recs
Brokeback Justice
by waldus 2006-01-10 07:18AM | 0 recs
name
SorryDecisis
by Toreadork 2006-01-10 07:23AM | 0 recs
Cavaet libertas
by Heraldblog 2006-01-10 07:25AM | 0 recs
Freeper Handle
'Starry Deceaser'
by Netromancer 2006-01-10 07:25AM | 0 recs
Alito
Scalia Suckup

Antonin the Lesser

I Brake for Privilege

Right White Man

by baked potato 2006-01-10 07:26AM | 0 recs
Alito's Freeper Tags:

Roebegone

PrezUnbound

TaneyFan (chief justice in Dred Scot)

PoliceState

but my favorite is.....

.....Alitosis

by joelspolls 2006-01-10 07:26AM | 0 recs
I AM THE LAW!
or aka Judge Dredd
by resignedidealist 2006-01-10 07:30AM | 0 recs
Judge_Not <nt>
by misscee 2006-01-10 07:31AM | 0 recs
my 2 c
art2phanatic

Presidential power toady (article II), Philly fan.

by joejoejoe 2006-01-10 07:35AM | 0 recs
A shrub my amy other name
Sammy Scalito

Jersey Judge

Anton-nino

Right Makes Might

by David Kowalski 2006-01-10 07:38AM | 0 recs
asdf
lil_Antonin
by Patton 2006-01-10 07:39AM | 0 recs
Alito's freeper name
The Robe
by tena 2006-01-10 07:42AM | 0 recs
Alito's Freeper Name
Harriet's Revenge
by Cyn NY 2006-01-10 07:47AM | 0 recs
I don't have to show you any stinking Constitution
The long version:
[puzzled pause] "Constitution!? [pause] We ain't got no Constitution. [pause] We don't need no Constitution! [angry] I don't have to show you any stinking Constitution!
by Michael Bersin 2006-01-10 08:01AM | 0 recs
"STIFF_JUSTICE"
I am mentally cringing as I hit the "enter" button.
by chachabowl 2006-01-10 08:06AM | 0 recs
Alito's Freeper User Name Guess
JudgeMental?
MrFrisky?
by rustle 2006-01-10 08:10AM | 0 recs
Freeper Name
KillBilloRights
by Ex Con 2006-01-10 08:13AM | 0 recs
alito's freeper name
3minutes2wapner
by jeanniez 2006-01-10 08:24AM | 0 recs
Freepito
or

Sammy_ex_machina

by megasuperuberpatriot 2006-01-10 08:25AM | 0 recs
Freeper name
My favorite is "Bitch for the Rich."
by Litemike 2006-01-10 08:28AM | 0 recs
Breathless_for_Bush
Itself a nerdy guess. Alito means breath in Italian, according to Babelfish.
by philschatz 2006-01-10 08:47AM | 0 recs
ArticleII4ever
by billmon 2006-01-10 08:58AM | 0 recs
Re: ArticleII4ever
nice
by Matt Stoller 2006-01-10 11:26AM | 0 recs
O Billmon, Where Art Thou?
Billmon, we've been worried sick. It's mentally exhausting refreshing your page 10 times a day just to see "The Vegan Threat" come up again.

Seriously, I need my fix. With all the stuff that's been going on your insight, eloquence and righteous anger is greatly missed.

by eran 2006-01-11 06:11AM | 0 recs
The Alito Files
For more on Alito's key rulings, judicial history, Reagan-era documents, an interactive chart of his decisons, confirmation hearing transcripts and other essential materials, see:

"The Alito Files."

by AvengingAngel 2006-01-10 09:01AM | 0 recs
Mussalito
That's his freeper name.
by elrod 2006-01-10 09:02AM | 0 recs
Re: Mussalito
Very nice...
by Rico 2006-01-10 10:44AM | 0 recs
User name guess
SamtheSham
by DumpDoolittle 2006-01-10 09:03AM | 0 recs
Freeper Names
MY_KIND_ONLY

SCOTUSJSA

LET_THEM_EAT_CAKE

REAGAN_RULES

THATS_MY_BUSH

WACKOS_OF_THE_WORLD_UNITE

LIBERAL_LIES

ITS_NOT_ACTIVISM_IF_IT_IS_CONSERVATIVE

If I win, please donate the prize to the Polling Project.  

by yitbos96bb 2006-01-10 09:04AM | 0 recs
My guess: coulterclerk88
or perhaps:

rulevwade
maulgriswold
whiteshoe_whitepower

by Septic Tank 2006-01-10 09:06AM | 0 recs
Freeper name
I think it's TightyWhitey
by va lefty 2006-01-10 09:09AM | 0 recs
Close
One of the most beloved Phils ever is Richie Ashburn.

He loves the Phillies.

I'm guessing he just uses Ashburn's nickname:

"Whitey"

by EastFallowfield 2006-01-10 09:16AM | 0 recs
This has to be it.
US-Needs-Alito-Fascism.
by JacDan 2006-01-10 09:15AM | 0 recs
You're all wrong...
Think about it... view on abortion, nerdy white guy in a state partially renowned for toughness...

Ro'Fo'

by aholmes 2006-01-10 09:18AM | 0 recs
Lalito
Lalito
by lukery 2006-01-10 09:19AM | 0 recs
Or this...
Alito-Torture-Is-Fun

or...

Alito-Loves-The-Zero[Bush]

by JacDan 2006-01-10 09:20AM | 0 recs
Freeper Name
I think it would probably be NoActivistJudge

Unless we are going the unserious route then probably Reagan Roolz Dims Drool

by David Austin Tx 2006-01-10 09:20AM | 0 recs
How about
BarelyLegal ?
by MikeDXN 2006-01-10 09:20AM | 0 recs
more guesses
Bork, The other white meat

No Fat Chicks

Ignorant Slut

MemoryisOverrated

BushesBackup

DubyahsDeliverance

RighteousRadical

by DumpDoolittle 2006-01-10 09:24AM | 0 recs
Alito's Freeper name
Justice4Just-Us

iloveyoo

Son_of_Sam

by slim 2006-01-10 09:30AM | 0 recs
Alito's Freeper Name
SCROTUS
by EnnuiBastard 2006-01-10 09:30AM | 0 recs
Freeper Name
Godzwilla
by bigspoiledbaby 2006-01-10 09:31AM | 0 recs
gavelin-yer-kidz-nadz
by klevenstein 2006-01-10 09:36AM | 0 recs
Hocus_Scotus
n/t
by benheeha 2006-01-10 09:41AM | 0 recs
freeper
Darth_Crusader
by papasmurph 2006-01-10 09:42AM | 0 recs
Freeper Name
Sammy the Cerclage-er
by bigspoiledbaby 2006-01-10 10:12AM | 0 recs
freeper
HippieHater2
VanguardFunds.com
Scalitisimo
Stripsearcher1
YooBetcha
by FP 2006-01-10 10:13AM | 0 recs
My guesses...
SwordoftheLord
BorkULikeaHurricane
SinSapper
GodGavel
Adjewdicator666
Docket Rocket
WellHungJuryofOne
Habeas Maximus
MirandaMauler
by Jez Lezbro 2006-01-10 10:23AM | 0 recs
Freeper Name
Borkemada

Subpoenis

coitus more ferarum

by clare boothe lucid 2006-01-10 10:41AM | 0 recs
Alito's Freeper Name
Bush Weasel
by donespo 2006-01-10 10:44AM | 0 recs
How about
TenYrOld SchmenYrOld
by The lurking ecologist 2006-01-10 11:03AM | 0 recs
Freeper Name
DaGodFather
by txexspeedy 2006-01-10 11:11AM | 0 recs
Freep in the heart of Texas
My wife is a slut
by TinyPorcelainMouse 2006-01-10 11:16AM | 0 recs
Or Maybe. . .
. . . A-2, the Annointed Appointed.

This is fun.

by bigspoiledbaby 2006-01-10 11:32AM | 0 recs
Barney...
Barney

AKA "BushLeagueLegalBeagle"

by Connecticut Man1 2006-01-10 11:38AM | 0 recs
too obvious
his name is 'FRITO'
by fubar420 2006-01-10 12:25PM | 0 recs
Freep in the heart of Texas
The Mule
by TinyPorcelainMouse 2006-01-10 01:14PM | 0 recs
clare boothe lucid
Freeper Name:

dreddscott

barefootandpregnant

by clare boothe lucid 2006-01-10 01:32PM | 0 recs
My nomination:
JudgeDredd

JP
http://jurassicpork.blogspot.com

by jurassicpork 2006-01-10 01:50PM | 0 recs
Alito's handle

Chairwolf

Here_Cum_De_Judge

MisterRipley

 

by tosser 2006-01-10 02:26PM | 0 recs
Freep in the heart of Texas
5-4 Whore
by TinyPorcelainMouse 2006-01-10 02:40PM | 0 recs
And for the Classicist Freepers...
Frutex-Canicula

Semperpraegnantis

by bigspoiledbaby 2006-01-10 02:46PM | 0 recs
Freeper name
Flipper
by DumpDoolittle 2006-01-10 03:00PM | 0 recs
a few
ill_legal_authority

GOP-JustUs-4Life

Froggy_McCloset

by Tropicana 2006-01-10 03:05PM | 0 recs
Guess Alito's Freeper Name
HanginWithBenito

Guy sure looks like he could get the trains to run on time.

by StromThurmonuclear 2006-01-10 03:15PM | 0 recs
Freeper Name:

Oliver Wad Holmes

by clare boothe lucid 2006-01-10 03:28PM | 0 recs
And the winner is....
RoeNoMO5
by FP 2006-01-10 06:28PM | 0 recs
Alito Freeper Nyms
Dontgonookularonme

Ready4Rapture

Happy2sitnjudgmentofuppitywimn

Keep N M N Utero

Roeverturner

by Wsux 2006-01-10 07:59PM | 0 recs
Puffy_Areola...
Oh wait, no.  That's the one he uses on #nymphoLesbians.

On Freeper blogs, he's just "Phallic Truncheon of Liberty."

by Dumbo 2006-01-10 09:27PM | 0 recs
Well
...since Freeperville is loaded with racists and bigots, I would say his name would be:

  1. NiggahBeatah (said with a Cartman/South Park voice "Respect My NiggahBeatah!")

  2. CCBFJ69 (which stands for "Conservatve Cum Burber For Jebus" and their favorite sex position)

  3. I-H8-Chilli-Shitters (mexicans are only "wetbacks" on TV and AM radio)
by Sizemore 2006-01-11 02:23AM | 0 recs
a few
MammasBoy
MyDaddysaDemocrat
GeekTool
ForgotwhereIcamefrom
by workingman 2006-01-11 04:54AM | 0 recs
tossup
mesoborky

or

allyourborkrbelongtous

by llamasonic 2006-01-11 05:48AM | 0 recs
Freeper handles
Ali-Tocutus (Resistance is futile..You too will be made to serve the BUSH)

OneRobeToRulemAll

SammyTightLips

License2Freep

BangtheGavelSlowly

by Corrado Bustamonte 2006-01-11 08:06AM | 0 recs
a few more
HePromisedTheTwins
BorkyDorky
2'lito2Hate
ArticleIISkiddoo
MyClosetIsScary
by workingman 2006-01-11 12:01PM | 0 recs
Alito's freeper login
What was the winner?  Inquiring minds want to know...
by StromThurmonuclear 2006-01-16 01:28PM | 0 recs
by sarah22 2006-08-01 11:46AM | 0 recs

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